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  1. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    Your Clubbing Pet Hates.

    Nicked this idea from another forum and thought it's be interesting to see peoples views. Mine are:

    'dex n fx'

    'here we, here we, here we fucking go'

    shirtless radgies

    always at least one person in shit sunglasses.

    Some of the mental patter written on online promo

    crack on?
    adam., Oct 19, 2010
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  3. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fuckin hoose. Sweat tits

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    I'll go first...

    Visuals like this! :lol: conway will love this :p

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ajKHNLaqKE&p=0BC2118F3D70D278&playnext=1&index=11"]YouTube - Markus Schulz feat. Jennifer Rene - Not The Same (Markus Schulz @ Transmission)[/ame]
    Rory Space, Oct 19, 2010
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  4. Rossy

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    Misinterpreting spiritual symbolism again Rory?
    Rossy, Oct 19, 2010
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  5. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fuckin hoose. Sweat tits

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    Ofcourse :p
    ___________

    On a more serious note though...

    The only thing that really bothers me is charvers springin around you topless, or when people get overly excited holding there drinks in the air, then spill them all over you :facepalm:
    Rory Space, Oct 19, 2010
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    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    i think the obsession with putting as many labels, nights and minor associations with the tiniest things in brackets after a DJ's name on a flyer can end up doing the exact opposite of what its supposed to do.

    Self written press release type write ups of a club night are hilarious, especially when 99.9% of dance music events are about people getting utterly off their box.

    People who turn what is essentially a music scene born out of illegality, drugs, freedom and hedonism, into a fashion parade complete with snobs, hierarchies and whatnot.

    'VIP' areas in clubs. Need i say more. You aint a 'Very important person' because you paid an extra fiver to stand on a different platform where you are probably having less fun than the 'normal' people.

    DJ's drinking champagne.

    Punters drinking champagne.
    BRID, Oct 19, 2010
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  7. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fuckin hoose. Sweat tits

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    ^^ what he said :up:
    Rory Space, Oct 19, 2010
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    hummel Fucking imbecile

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    People who say they're going to every half decent event when they have no attention of ever going!

    Hi Rory! xx
    hummel, Oct 19, 2010
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  9. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fuckin hoose. Sweat tits

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    :lol: thats called getting sick of the same shit!, not as bothered as i use to be.

    I will do DS though, schulz should be interesting... woulda been at the last one if a didn't leave it till the last min, train prices were shocking.
    Rory Space, Oct 19, 2010
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    1 hour sets - can't remember the last time I saw a DJ get the chance to properly build a set. What's that all about?
    Rossy, Oct 19, 2010
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    Whoop Whoop's :down:

    Fuck off back to Tiger Tiger you slag
    trance250, Oct 19, 2010
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Pills not being sold at the bar
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    Aaron! Coming soon...

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    Not being able to remember anything.
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  14. Congay

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    Cunts asking for your water in clubs... i once pissed in a water bottle and passed it to the next cunt who asked in Crasher.

    And heaven forbid if they asked for a suck of my Callipo
    Congay, Oct 20, 2010
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    That would be money mate, oh and the clueless nintendo generation not giving a flying fuck
    Congay, Oct 20, 2010
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    this!! absolutely pisses me right off. why would promoters book a dj to play one hour is beyond me, 12 or so tracks then off.

    more so than the above is warm up djs who dont know how to warm up and bang it out at 10 o clock, or infact anyone who bangs it out before midnight needs a clip round the back of the head. spoils the flow of the night massively.
    Michael, Oct 20, 2010
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  17. BRID

    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    Oh aye.

    - Trance nights where from the moment the door opens, till the moment it ends, nothing but TRANCE is being played by every man and his dog with delusions of trance superstar status.

    - DJ's who have pitched their talents, picked their tunes, and revolved their life around knocking out 10 or so banging tunes for an hour, before packing off and waiting for mixmag to put them on the front cover, celebrating their immense skills at playing a peak time set to a load of people who would have probably have buzzed their tits off to a car alarm being played against a bloke banging on a bin lid.



    ..... this is quite fun ;)
    BRID, Oct 20, 2010
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    Hmmm...

    Clubs and Bars where people go to prance about in order to look pretty and show off rather than just to dance and enjoy themselves.

    VIP areas - see above.

    Ridiculously long press releases by nights detailing their guest DJ's life, their past life, and the life before that.

    Self-written bios from DJs that outline that they could mix before they could walk, they're so good they got the entire streets pets dancing, etc.

    Oh and DJs who play a student night on and off for a year and then declare themselves to be "one of the biggest named DJs in Newcastle" when they play Consett.
    Conway, Oct 20, 2010
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    This :up:
    Conway, Oct 20, 2010
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  20. Michael

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    aye these biographies are a joke aswell. "DJ so and so was influenced at an early age by his dads motown record collection, a keen musician followed and he began playing piano at the tender age of 2...." absolute bollocks
    Michael, Oct 20, 2010
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  21. forks

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    the feeling that a lot of clubs give me, from the queue in the rain which lasts for hours, to the door staff to the cloakroom attendants to the bar staff to the bloke in the toilet, that they despise and look down on the punters and that they feel they are doing me a BIG FAVOUR by allowing me in to their overpriced, atmosphere free environment where any idea of hedonistic freedom is crushed by meathead security guys in their poxy black coats and self important earpieces and laminated name badges constantly looking out for 'drugs' as if the whole enterprise would even exist if there weren't any, all watched over by some fat git in an office somewhere cynically creaming it in and pretending that they care about the music and the 'scene'. All topped off by DJ's who are idealised for their 'mixing skills' and how good they are with some shitty bits of kit which hide the fact that what they are playing doesn't make you want to dance it makes you want to sit down and feel tired.
    And those tiny little bottles of water. And piperazines. And taxi drivers.
    forks, Oct 20, 2010
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