Worlds Most Minging Records > >> > >MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED > >Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out > >of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. > > > >LONGEST PUBES > >Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches > >from the armpits and > >28 inches from her vagina. > > > >MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH > >Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without > >preparation, completely > >insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. > > > >ZITS > >In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, > >squeezed a zit and > >projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft > >1inch. > > > >WORST DRINK > >The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage > >and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen > >on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of > >still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a > potent > >aphrodisiac. > > > >MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL > >This is available from a few select bars in New York. > >It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of > >French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a > >tampon(unused) > >instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'. > > > >GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN > >Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' > >amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the > >greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of > >ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph. > > > >LONGEST TURD > >The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, > >produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 > >mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender > >is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. > > > >MOST PROLONGED FART > >Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart > >for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds
