What's brown and sticky?

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Re: What's brown and sticky?

What's brown and sticky?


a sunderland fan - there shit ... !!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Jesus is hanging on the cross and John approaches.

John says: "Jesus, its John. How may I serve thee ain thy time of need?"

Jesus replies: "YEEEAAAAAAAARGGHGGGHGGHGGGHGGHGGH!!!!!"

A duck walks into a bar...


















Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her



A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish.

Q: What should you give an elf who wants to be taller?
A: Elf raising flour.



A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. The barman looks at the creature and asks the man what he calls it.
"Tiny" replies the man.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Because he's my newt!"



Q: What carries round a sack and bites people?
A: Santa Jaws



A Plane was flying through the jungle when suddenly the engine stalled. The pilot ejected and drifted gently down to land. Unfortunately he landed in a large cooking pot which was gently simmering over a low fire.
All the local tribesmen turned to look at him until the chief, blinking in disbelief asked, "What's this flier doing in my soup?"





Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A: A zebra with a drumkit.









Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.

nah, he is the one with "E" on his pyjamas.