What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  1. Rossy

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    What is the worst film you've ever seen?

    My worst Film experience ever was watching Artificial Intelligence: AI at Nass's house. It droned on forever and was fucking odd. It stands out as the worst film I've ever seen.

    Steven Spielberg has done some utter shit.
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    Re: What is the worst film you've ever seen?

    id say Purely Belter is the worst film ive ever watched from start to finish. theres probs worse ones but id have turned them off before the end
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    Re: What is the worst film you've ever seen?

    i like it:oops:
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    Time Machine with Samantha Mumba it was shit, nice arse, shame about the script.
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    The englishman that went up a hill and came down a mountain..

    A film about a town who believe they have a mountain within their borders.. however it is only classified as a hill.. so they shovel dirt on it till it is deemed a mountain..

    However...

    Halfway through it rains.. and all the dirt washes away.. so they have to shovel yet more dirt on..

    Dreadful..
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    lost in translation, boring!!!!!!
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    jeepers creepers was awfull like but lately final destination 3 terrible
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    i was forced to watch beaches by an ex-girlfriend.

    any man who has watched beaches will share my eternal pain.
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    Bloody hell. Bet the popcorn was flying high.
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    AI and Lost In Translation are both good films

    Purely Belter is alright :lol:


    I think the worst film i have seen (and somehow have managed to end up posesssing) is Surf Nazis Must Die

    dreadful


    add Alien Vs Predator......could have been amazing but was absolutely shocking
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    Lake Placid, side splitingly bad..
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    i thought AI was a decent film up until the whole end of humanity and aliens part... i know it was based on a short story but wasn't that the part where spielberg improvised from kubrick? cos if it was he butchered it :lol:

    i know kubrick was going to make some of the characters much much darker if he had lived that far, whereas the finished film is spielberg all over.
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    AI is class.
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    Snakes on a Train is dire too.

    "What's wrong with her?" - "She's got snakes"

    and "Your mothers cunt smells of carpet cleaner"

    Amusing but so so bad!
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    Either Honey we've shrunk ourselves or football factory.
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    no chance. amazing soundtrack, some heartstopping action ( the shoot out on the road) and some great scenes (the coffe shop) - one of my all time favs.

    'traffic' - shit, slow and shit all over.
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    maybe i need to see it again. i was only about 14 when i saw it at the cinema. i was so bored i almost fell asleep.
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    Elephant by Gus van Saint. Absolutely fucking dire film losely based on the columbine shootings. Never seen such pretentious, wishy washy, acted by film students, lets use one camera shot for 30 mins, my god this is painfully poor, bullshit in my entire life.

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