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  1. Daz

    Daz Registered User

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    A definate winnner by a mile!!!:king:
    Daz, Oct 17, 2004
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  2. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    Whats lame, has a daft hair cut, and spouts utter bollocks?
































    ALLIE!

    :lol: :p
    trance_fan, Oct 17, 2004
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  3. Allie

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    Good joke.

    The definition of joke, of course, being something completely fictional invented solely for the purpose of laughter at the stupidity/ludicrousy (is that a word?) of it

    ;)
    Allie, Oct 17, 2004
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  4. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    Well I do try.

    Can't hold a good man down mate :lol:
    trance_fan, Oct 17, 2004
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  5. <(+_+)>

    <(+_+)> BANNED

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    whats the hardest part of a sex change?

    Making the cheese smell like tuna

    :lol:
    <(+_+)>, Oct 17, 2004
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  6. Ness

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    Shit jokes

    What do u call a fly with no wings?

    A walk :D
    Ness, Oct 17, 2004
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  7. trance_fan

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    Re: Shit jokes

    :lol:

    what do you call a fly in a magazine?

    Dead. :lol:
    trance_fan, Oct 17, 2004
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  8. heather

    heather Balder than Pike!

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    whats large and white and cant climb trees?
































    a fridge :dunce:
    heather, Oct 17, 2004
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  9. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Re: Shit jokes

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    M.C.E, Oct 17, 2004
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  10. <(+_+)>

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    What goes Ha ha, bonk?

    a man laffin his head off
    <(+_+)>, Oct 17, 2004
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    man walks into a butchers,, ''can i have a pound of sausages?''

    the butcher replies ''pork or beef''

    man replies ''either, ive got my motorbike outside''
    , Oct 17, 2004
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  12. paul

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    why did the chicken cross the road?

    to get to the otherside :cry:



    why did the pervert cross the road?

    couldnt get his dick outta the chicken :D



    whats pink and hard?

    a pig with a flick knife :p
    paul, Oct 18, 2004
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  13. paul

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    what do you a muslim with ham on his head?

    hammed


    what do you call a muslim with 2 pieces of ham on his head?

    morehammed


    what do you call a muslim with 2 pieces of ham on his head and a sheep under his arm?

    morehammedhasalamb
    paul, Oct 18, 2004
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  14. Angel

    Angel "Totally Sensible"

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    Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

    Cause it was stuck to the chickens foot
    Angel, Oct 18, 2004
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  15. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    PLEASE!!!

    NO MORE AAAAAGH :cry:
    M.C.E, Oct 18, 2004
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  16. trance_fan

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    Am i stupid.....I don't get that at all :lol:
    trance_fan, Oct 18, 2004
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  17. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    worst joke OF ALL TIME!

    I'm sure that was the first joke I ever heard along with the chicken shite :lol:
    trance_fan, Oct 18, 2004
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  18. Ness

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    :lol: :clap:
    quality

    dont get that "motorbike outside" joke either tho :dunce: :D
    Ness, Oct 18, 2004
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  19. paul

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    me neither :mad:
    paul, Oct 18, 2004
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  20. r3m1

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no cock?

    still no fucking idea :cry:

    What do you do if you come across a rhino in the jungle?

    Apologise and wipe it off :cry: :cry:
    r3m1, Oct 18, 2004
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