Think about it!

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  1. Disco Drew

    Disco Drew Registered User

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    Think about it!

    A man is on a train,
    As it pulls into the station he notices a woman he hasnt seen for 15 years,
    But he only knew who it was by her missing finger,
    Angry the man leaps from the train and murders the woman,
    Later after he has hidden the body he turns himself in to the police to which they say "go home sir there is nothing we can do"

    Why cant the police do anything?
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    OK how about he was married to her and she framed him for murder. And she cut off her own finger to frame him and he got sent to jail. 15 years later he is released, randomly see's her, kills her and goes to the police. And therefore he can't get done for the same murder twice so they let him go.

    I quite possibly could be the smartest man alive.

    Oh ye of inferior intelegence

    Look up in awe at your future master

    And bow down below my greatness
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    Ok Ok credit where credit is due!

    Or you could have known the answer already!!!

    How about this one:

    On a beach lies a man dead and naked, in his hand he is clutching a straw!

    No it wasnt death by feltch!
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    Of course i want credit i sat and stared at my computer sceen for 1/2 hr trying to solve it. Twas very hard
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    Well that one's got me fooked
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    lol

    give you a couple clues!!!!

    his clothes are being washed up from the sea,
    on the horizon there is a hot air ballon steadily rising with 4 blokes in it!
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    Erm............. I got it. *whistle's and looks uncomfortable*

    But i wont tell you the answer i will let Dog answer it cause he is clever too and i don't want to spoil his fun.
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    says who?? erm... let me think about this one!!:confused: :p
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    Maybeys the balloon is going to crash so they all take there clothes off to make it lighter so it don't crash. It don't work so they draw straws and he loses and jumps out?

    If that ain't right i give up
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    I think maybe the man is right again!!!!

    Last one easy this one,

    There is a room with no windows and no doors, its 20 foot high, in the centre of the room there is a rope attatched to the celing, which is only 3 foot long, from which a 5 foot man has hung himself, below him there is a puddle.

    How did the man get up there when he could possibly have reached it?

    Shit man how morbid are these?
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    Ice cube

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