~The World Explained Through Cows~

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    ~The World Explained Through Cows~

    TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:

    You have two cows.

    You sell one and buy a bull.

    Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

    You sell the herd and retire on the income.


    AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of

    four cows.

    You are surprised when the cow drops dead.


    A FRENCH CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You go on strike because you want three cows.


    A JAPANESE CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an

    ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

    You then create irritating cow cartoon images called

    Cowkimon and market them world-wide at a

    fantastic profit.


    A GERMAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a

    month, and milk themselves.


    ENGLISH CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    Both are mad.


    AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.

    You break for lunch.


    A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You count them and learn you have five cows.

    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.

    You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

    You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.


    A SWISS CORPORATION

    You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

    You charge others for storing them.


    A HINDU CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You worship them.


    CHINESE CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You have 300 people milking them.

    You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and

    arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.


    A WELSH CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    The younger one is rather attractive


    AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

    Western suburbs style....

    You have 2 stolen bulls but think they are cows

    You die the first time you try and milk them.


    AN IRISH CORPORATION

    Who cares, The EU Really owns them now and the pub is still

    serving

    A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION

    You have two cows.

    You don't know what they are used for as they aren't sheep

    You shag them anyway.
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