Terrible Jokes, Oh yes let them all out

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  1. Ferox

    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    Terrible Jokes, Oh yes let them all out

    I'll get the ball rolling

    What do you call and Aardvark with a baseball bat?

    A well aardvark
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    What to the Donkeys on Blackpool beach get for lunch?




    Half an hour.
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    what beats his chest and swings from christmas cake to christmas cake?



    Tarzipan.



    hasnt this thread been done before?
  5. Ferox

    Ferox Shamanic Tea

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    Whay are pirates called 'pirates'?

    they just Aaaarrrhhh!
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    what do you call a fish with no eyes???



    fsh! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    a man walks into a bar...



    OUCH!!
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    An Englishman, Irishman and scotsman walk into a bar

    the barman says "Is this some sort of joke"

    :D
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    Blue paint
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree???




































    He died

    Why did the second monkey fall out the tree???

    the first on hit him on they way down


    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree???

    he thought they were playing a game
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    A jump lead walks into a bar, the barman says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything!" :p
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    did you hear about the man who went to asda and pinched a big lump of prime steak on the way out of the store the policman pulled him and says what do you think your gona do with that the man replied chips peas and gravy:laugh: :laugh:
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    How to keep an idiot amused

    click here

    ;) :p
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    Two guys walk into a bar.

    The second one should have known better.

    :(
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    Did you know girls are clever.


    They can bury a stiff without a shovel:p
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    Whats brown & sticky??



    A stick!!!!!! :D
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    What is E.T. short for?









    Coz he's got little legs !!!!!!!!!
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    A woman walks into a bar on the 3rd floor of a hotel and see's a good looking bloke sitting at the bar drinking his pint, so she walks over and says 'hi what are you drinking' to which the man replies 'magic bitter'.
    So the woman nods her head, gets her drink and goes for a wander round the bar.
    Eventually realising thats theres nobody else worth talking too she decides to have one last go with the guy drinking "magic bitter"
    'so magic bitter eh?' she says 'whats so magic about it then?'
    to which the man takes a drink jumps out of the window, fly's around the building and sits back down.
    The woman, obviously stunned by this quickly orders a pint of "magic bitter" takes a drink, jumps out of the window and falls to her death, at which point a punter turns 'round and says 'hey Superman you're a bastard when your pissed!!!!' :wink:
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    A peanut walkin across the road, he was assualted......peanut.
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    here man! this is supposed to be the TERRIBLE Jokes thread!!!! :lol:

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