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because they're usually young vulnerable and an easy shag.

I got a text last night from an unknown number saying:

"Hey.. I found your number on my left breast a few weeks back.. wanna meet up?"

I have no idea who the fuck it is either..

that just proves how far off the mark u r

because you go for girls your own age and strippers are a real challenge to pull.

yes joe

Vunerable?? Don't make me laugh!!

most of the strippers iv met have been harder than J00n Mack

What does that have to do with someones mental state?

Joe I will wear a headscarf and knee length skirt with tights for you

if only naughty and rach could take a leaf out of your book jess... you're quite the positive role model for these poor little harlots

I do try

so theyre an easy shag tho?

I heard from an undisclosed source she was a bit loose

lol shes a fucking stripper not a nun.... talk about stating the obvious.

If you can find over 3 people in England I've shagged, I'll give you £100.
People are so good at stereo typing, just because I get my tits out doesn't mean I shag around a lot.

so your shagging people from abroad then?

Yeah a different guy every night of the week.