Rhymes you found funny as a kid...

to the tune of "rhythm is a dancer"

rhythm is a dancer
smoking gives you cancer
needles give you hiv
doggies give you rabies
ladies give you babies
the whole world's on ecstacy


there once was a woman from ealing
who had a peculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling


jack and jill went up the hill
so jack could lick jill's fanny
but poor jacks gob
got filled with nob
cos jill's a fucking tranny


theres loads more like charlie had a pidgeon and nursery rhyme ones... sadly ive forgottn some of the genius ones i knew