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  1. JIMI

    JIMI Not an Administrator

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    yeah well this day is shit!

    depending on whats the crack i may come for an hour or 2

    coz i hav 2 go 2 me m8 joe and suzans fancey dress engagment party then getting abducted from there and taken 2 detox!
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    cunts!!!!

    lee ya nah for a fact im not sleazy, i do it on the internet and ive only done it recently. I was sleazy at marcs but that was defo a joke and you know it. Im shy as fuck:oops:

    lee, it was always between you and gibson who was the worst sleaze. hes worse like

    remember when you shagged that 30 yr old horror who had the shits and you were sticking ya finger up her arse?:lol: . we walked in on you at it and the lass stank like something ive never quite smelled before, it was foul. Then 30mins later you were downstairs tonguing some other 30 yr old woman who had a husband and a kid at home

    and im the sleazy one:rolleyes: :wink: :lol::oops:
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    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    I feel sick :cry:
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    SoapieTW Registered User

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    :lol: :lol: thats minging!!! :lol:
  5. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    LMAO, he makes it sound worse than it was :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    lee, its worse than it sounds more like! She was 4 foot and had skin like a raisin off too much sunbed bashing. Her mates told us later on that she had had the shits all day. Her minge stuck to high heaven and i cant imagine your fingers smelling nice after hoying them up her bumhole:cry:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    in my defence i did drink a big bottle of gin quite quickly. i still get flashbacks :cry:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    you drank quite a bit but not a full bottle, its cos you never used to eat anything:cry:

    Dont be ashamed, im sure she wasnt:wink:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    well we know she was loving me, i was gutted
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    bollocks, you were loving it at the time
  11. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    i wasnt conscious for most of it
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    yeah reet, so you can produce pelvic thrusts like i seen when you're asleep can you?
  13. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    thats only when you walked in, the rest i was out cold
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    so what you're saying is she raped you?

    report her
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :lol: :lol:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    i know :lol: :lol: :lol: dunno how i did it, im not proud of myself, infact i really really wish i never did it.

    i think i broke a seal :cry:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    ive upped my standards since then, id rather cast one off from the wrist, than cast me line into somet i wouldnt fuck sober
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry:
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    Lee you've plumeted in my expectations :lol: :lol:

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