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  1. paul

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    Mackem Jokes

    Need some good mackem jokes to cheer me up (Monday morning :( )


    Q: Whats the difference between a toothpick and Sunderland?
    A: A toothpick has more points

    Q: How does a Mackem change a light bulb?
    A: He asks the prison guard.

    Q. What have the Mackems and a nappy got in common
    A. Piss upfront and crap at the back.
    paul, Aug 11, 2003
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    Q: How does a Mackem lass turn the light on after sex?
    A: She opens the car door!
    paul, Aug 11, 2003
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    what does a mackem use for protected sex?
    a bus shelter!


    what does a mackam lass do when she orgasms?
    drops her kebab!




    :D :lol: :D
    Karl51, Aug 11, 2003
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    :lol: :lol:
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    how do u save a mackem from drowing

    throw his wife & kids in
    d4rud3, Aug 11, 2003
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    what u call a mackem in a four bedroom house

    a burgular
    d4rud3, Aug 11, 2003
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    Q: how many mackems does it take to change a lightbulb???
    A: None, they enjoy living in the shadows.

    Tip: Grow your own dope, plant a mackem.
    dreamer, Aug 13, 2003
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    Q: how can you tell if a mackem has burgled your house??

    A: the rubbish from all of the bins is missing and the cat is pregnant.
    dreamer, Aug 13, 2003
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