Lick my bellybutton!

Lick my bellybutton!

Morning everybody!

My auntie just told me a funny story!
Fri night her(52) and my other auntie(42) went out.
They met a man who unbuttoned his shirt and asked them to lick his bellybutton, so my auntie that's 42 did.
Later that night she'd met another man who lives in Scotland.

The next morning my aunties where talking and their memory slowly started coming back.
Turns my auntie kept licking this second man's bellybutton, as she got him confused with the first guy.
Later on she got a text of him asking if it was a Newcastle thing to go around licking people's bellybuttons!!

It's hella crazy fun down the bigg market.

PrOpEr WaCkY :bonkers:

crazy horses, thats some serious shiz nit

Imagine if the next time this guy comes to newcastle, he starts licking everybody's bellybutton because he thinks it's the way of greeting people!

he's scottish so there's a good chance he was pissed out his face and wont remember what he done

If he did, then he would defo recieve a few roundhouses to the shins followed by a sweeping chop to the mid section..

Its not a pretty sight if someone pulls off this combo i can assure you

It wasn't him doing it, my auntie was doing it to him because she thought he was the previous guy who asked her to lick his bellybutton.
So this guy went home thinking: "what the fuck did she keep licking my bellybutton for?"
And then text her asking if that was a normal thing in Newcastle.

kinky bitch

did she get fluff on her tongue?

Probably aye!

did she spit or swallow

I don't think I even want to know the answer to that!

i do.....

She was probs to drunk to remember.

she must have liked the taste as she went back for more

She's mad!
I never go in public places with her, she jumps on guys and says: "I need a man, and you'll do!"

She spits

Must be an age thing