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    jokes thread

    i think we should make just one big jokes thread for something to read when we are bored

    so

    everybody post your jokes in this thread

    and someone get the admin to make it sticky:D :D :D

    and i want plenty of sick jokes:evil:
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    whats blue and fucks old grannies

    hypothermia
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    A police officer makes his reular trip down to the morgue to see if there is any suspicious deaths, he sees three dead men lying on the bench all with big smiles across there faces, he asks the coroner, why are they all smiling, he replies,

    Well the first man here, he died while having sex, hence the smile.

    And the second guy, he won the lottery and had a heart attack as he was handed his cheque,

    but the third guy, he was struck by lightning but thought he was having his picture taken!!!!!!!!!!!
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    whats green and eats nuts?

    syphallis!
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    whats the best thing about an eithiopian blow job?

    you know she'll swallow.
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    Why do tampons have strings?

    So you can floss after using them.
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    what do you call a leper in your bath?????


    poridge
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    what has 80 balls and fucks old ladies




    bingo
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    why do dogs lick their privates?

    because they can't make a fist...

    :D :lol: :D
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    whats funnier than a dead baby



    your gonna have to pm me for the answer to this one!!!!!
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    When To Go Home

    When To Go Home

    A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he
    looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
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    :D :p
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    whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool







    and this one too
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    thats bad that one, edit it man, its just sick
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    thats sick aswell m8!!
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    thats going to far,
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    alright now


    this one sick but is fuckin funny


    whats blue and doesnt fit



    a dead epelectic:evil: :evil: :evil:
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    chill out its only a joke
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    not when some of us have children, im all up for jokes, but not like that, not being an arse but others may take offend as well
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    what goes pink brown pink brown pink?????

    bin ladens arse when he hears a knock at the door!!!!!
    paul, Aug 7, 2003
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