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  1. Mad4it

    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    Insults

    Some of these are new to me.

    She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

    Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

    Had more hands up her than sooty!

    Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.

    It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

    She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

    I wouldn't ride her into battle.

    everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

    I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole

    mair chins than a chinese phone book

    She smells like an alkies carpet

    she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

    It's like sha*gin a pail of water.

    It's like sha*gin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!

    she's killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher

    fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace

    face like a sand blasted tomato

    ar*e like a bag of washing

    She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

    she's seen more helmets than Hitler

    face like a stuntman's knee

    She's got a fa*ny like a badly packed kebab

    Like opening the window and sha*ging the night

    She's seen more co*kends than weekends

    A left her with a face like a painter's radio



    Fa*ny like a clowns pocket

    Fa*ny like a Hippo's yawn

    She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

    I bet she's got a fa*ny like a pub carpet

    More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.

    face like a blind joiners thumb

    Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew

    She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

    Even the tide wouldn't take her out

    got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard

    handled more balls than Dino Zoff

    pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

    She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

    A chunt like a burst couch

    A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

    shes had more seamen than Saltcoats

    Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!

    Shes seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!

    c*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun
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    Disco Biscuit Biscuit Anyone??

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    She's got a fa*ny like a badly packed kebab
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    Ive heard a few of them before but loads of them are new to me lol , class :lol:
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    :lol: my favourite 'she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician'
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    fanny like a hippos yawn


    pure class
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    HOMER J SIMPSON Yeah. Ready to kick some

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    It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

    :D
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    face like a stuntman's knee


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    I visualised some of them and i wish i hadnt :sick:
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    :lol:

    **notes for future use in polite company**
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    A left her with a face like a painter's radio

    hahaa that's the best one.
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    One of my favourites but not on the list my mate said it to me once I nearly passed out...

    "Her breath smelt like a shit-smugglers rucksack" :lol: :lol:
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    :lol:
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    how about this one ?

    you're an ugly, boring, ginger fruit cake.

    :monkey:
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    Re: Insults

    LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

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