Help me please!

Help me please!

Im in desperate need of a full time feeder .... turns out Im a good stone and a half underweight NAUGHTY!

Anyone fancy it?

Re: Help me please!

you just reminded me of that episode of nip tuck with the fatty stuck to the couch, what a fucking mint episode

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that was sick as!!!!!!! Cracking story line though

Im on a mission to fatten up now, Ive just ordered two pizzas to get me started I dont know why Ive got into not eating fook all

tell you what every time i need to eat i'll message you as i''m over eac=ting and need to lose weight!you can have my hunger...happy christmas!

Im not digging the skinny thing, Im always skinny but this is just ridiculous :tut: even me boobs have gone

boooo thats crap!! i'm a total hourglass so have accepted i'm never going to be skinny, have my nanna's hips!!

i;m doing loads of exercise at the moment though and don't seem to be shifting weight, need to sort my legs out soon as i'm in a panto and have to wear the dreaded HOTPANTS!!!! my arse is not a huge fan of them unless i'm hammered and on stage it's unlikely i'll be hammered!

If I was to excerise atm I would fade away

Hotpants in a panto?! What kind of panto is this?!

i'm a dancer in it, its a piss take on the wizzard of Oz and makes fun of students/posh ppl/anyone really, i have to be a flying monkey in one bit of it where we dance to Hollar back girl...this is where the hotpants come in and bright blue fish nets.......mmmmm i'm on the front row of dancers too so cant hide my bottom away, won't be too bad as bottoms aren't in show for most of that dance. It's the legs a kimbo ones that worry me!

Its all about fishnets I live in them atm

you should see the next few episodes hannah they are pure class, have you seen up to episode seven?

i think birds look shit in fishnets it's all about naked legs

Didnt get far with my pizzas, Ive managed all of four slices and Im done in At least the left overs will feed me tomorrow and probably the next day

Which one is that? Ive missed tonights :cry2:

i hate fisnets with a passion!!!there is no point to them...oooo look an ingenius incention that won't keep anyone warm and are a pain when hammered and you need the toilet!

They have to be the small fishnets and I love them, but they dont look right on some people

Hannah! i hope it was four big slices???

Mine kept me warm this weekend, I would have been freezing if I had bare legs

whats the last one you saw don't wanna spoil it for you?

Big enough that I cant manage anymore

Where that dickhead copper got slashed