Funny & disturbing at the same time

my brain is melting...

I swear half these confessions are mine...

It's addictive.

totally... you can tell how addicted i am to it - see what page number you're on by looking at the web address, i'm on 226. sad sad man. but... i...... can't....stop.

oh, a blinder...

...... but you thought the rest was me though??? :spangled:

Acouple of goodies from the website here...bet there's a few peeps who can relate to this one

""I do nothing at all at work and my boss is really forgiving. But I am so absolutely lazy that he's started giving me subtle warnings that I should stop surfing the net and taking the piss. But I hate my job so much, and I'm so lame, that I can't even be bothered to change my ways, and I think in the end I will get fired, even though this will mean that I can't get another job, and my wife will have to pay the mortgage and bills on her own. I just don't care about anything any more. ""


Nightmare...

""I have slept with five women and none of them have ever had an orgasm while having sex with me."""


Anyone care to own up to this

""I'm having a real hard time kicking my speed habit. I've stayed home on the weekend for past three weeks telling my friends I just need to get away and chill. But instead, I've been sitting at home doing a face load of speed.""

This site is becoming really obsessive for you lot, aint it.
Move yer heeds left or right a bit. That real life outside of your monitor you know.

No, we like it too much

Naughty, naughty...

"" work in a large office with our own little 'cubicles'. I never do any work, i spend all day in chat rooms having cyber sex and masterbating into the bin.""




""my ex gf was a slut - i think she may have aids and given me aids. i'm too scared to get tested, but i want to write an email to her telling i've got HIV to freak her out.
but i'm scared she'll kill herself or something.
revenge is such a nasty mind!""

This is from me but in the style of grouphug, I've just had a good 40mins reading it.


Since I came back from lunch today I have not did any work, I've surfed the net and went back out saying I was going to drop a user guide off at a customer when really I bought some curtains for my flat. I have justified this because I worked my ass off this morning. I don't really care about being caught as I'm having an affair with my Boss who I have conditioned to think that I am really hard working. Sometimes I am not. I was supposed to do my monthly timesheet today to monitor my flexitime. I last done mine in Janurary. I have no idea how many hours down my flexicount is, I will just bullshit if I'm ever asked. I flirt with another lady at work who is seeing a lad who I work with.


That's about it for now, bordom does this to you.

Chris you've been a very bad boy:tut:

Craig you seemed like such a nice young Scottish boy - you rogue

aaaaaahahahah! i always wanted to come back to these and find them out......

Craig - i used to do the same... only not quite as decadently(sp?) as you!

Now there is!!!


I forgot to put the ref number on for mine *phew*

I've been reading this site all morning, once you start it's hard to stop

Scary

there is a search engine

you bad bad man. :tut:

mr bryant?

CLASS

i only read that part of your posts and was about to reply saying you don't go to school?

that's cos it wasn't me ....even if it had been..noone wud've looked at my breasticles cos they weren't & still aren't very big!

I think I have to confess Im addicted to reading other ppls confessions.. Im not sure though. I might confess....