Funny & disturbing at the same time

Come on Craig, Chris has shown his bottle

though i'm guessing the chance of anyone actually finding it are very fucking slim... well at least thats what i'm hoping.

Opps, you got there just before me

Mines going on now


Come on peeps, everyone should put a confession on there and post their number.

Lets see who's the board's worst degenerate

There's no search engine ... Pheew

any that are posted today, u get this message

this confession is being reviewed by the moderators. please be patient as there are over a thousand confessions a day.

I'm going to email to suggest a search engine for the numbers

Come on, post your confession number!

Don't be shy now

Haha.

Good idea.

Instant Humiliation

who needs a search engine....

i ain't posted one yet, will have to think of one!

i feel like a bad person now, i have loads of shockers i could post.

I've got a few...I'm trying to think of the best, or should that be worst, one to put up

stand up and be proud!

"when i worked for a certain supermarket making the fresh pizzas to go on display - if an arsey customer would ask for a pizza on display that wasn't there, i'd smile to their face, go out back, gob on it, pick cheese off the floor to top it and wipe big stringy bogeys on the bottom"

there's my confession.

Mines a simlar theme but a hell of a lot worse lol

"I am 24 year old no hoper, stuck in a dead end job.
The only salvation is the women i work with, i find myself uncontrolably drawn to them.
I spend every minute of the day following them around. It is getting quite serious now as i am
regular fantasising about all of them and have to relieve my self in the toilets. People are starting to call me names ie sex pest "

don't give this man a gun or an axe :spangled:

i was having sex and i farted, it was like a large semi horn had gone off. she left the room right after that.

I am currently overweight, but I've been working really hard to lose weight and get fit. So far I am doing well and achieving my goal.

My main motivation for getting fit is so that I can make fun of fat people.



:spangled: :spangled: :spangled:

You mean, erm...she actually put a halt to the hump there and then

That must have been some fart fella

I've just realised...your cutting and pasting from the website!

I thought you were relating one of your own confessions!

haha

I stole the retarded people's lunches when i was 14. I was hungray and i figured the'd die soon anyhow.

I've been readin this all day at work.
Funny as fuck!