Funny & disturbing at the same time

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  1. JockB

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  3. Ruth

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    how very strange!!! :)
  4. ManofScience

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    i'll be reading this all day...
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    Out in the sticks cool as fukk gang! :)
    'kinell :eek:
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    Imagine being a moderator for that site. Where would you start??
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    Any favourites so far?

    Im scared to post mine :lol:
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    there's loads...

    I was in Shaw's market parking lot during the ridiculous summer heat. There was an older lady sitting in the drivers' seat of a car in the middle of the road. Beside her was a younger girl.

    I yelled out that the "fat f**k better get out the middle of the road" and laughed at the expression of the girl's face.

    On the way out the market there was an ambulance; the old woman had died of heat-stroke.


    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    a co-worker lent me $1500 dollars when i lost my job. He did it out of the kindness of his heart. i repaid that kindness by never paying him back...i am such a bastard.

    I am wasting my father's hard earned $20,000 tuition money every year. i don't go to class. i don't do well in school. i'm studying medicine and i feel that my laziness now will make me so inept later that i will accidentally kill somebody with the drugs i will later dispense. i pray that the fun i'm having now will offset the guilt i will feel later for being a substandard health practitioner. thank you for listening. i almost want to study now.

    I frequently dont wear bras and look to see who the real pervs are at school.

    these are just 3 that have made me laff lots!!!


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    i stuffed a pen up my (cough) and walked around all day so i could get a stimulant. I also put 2 m&m's on of both of my nipples between my bra for attention. No one noticed my new haircut till the day after.


    One time in 6th grade I was masturbating and took a plunger and put vaseline on the end of it. Then I stuck it on to the side of my bathtub and got in the doggy style position and put it in my ass and masturbated while fucking it. I'm a straight, 19 year old male and I haven't tried anything like this since.


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  11. ManofScience

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    LMFAO!!! :rofl:
  12. ManofScience

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    found this one... was this posted by the nutter Jambon spotted friday?

    When I was in Nursery school I fed an infant child being held by it's mother over her shoulder a large chunk of play-doh.

    it ate it
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    :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Scary shit.
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    hmmmmm........the mind boggles!!! :lol:
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    I still steal things from pubs and bars, even though I left university 2 years ago and now have a respectable job. I've also been pretty rotten to several women and want to apologise to you all for farting as much as I do. No doubt all of you will have had a whiff at one point

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    weird shit!
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    i have just confessed. hahaha it was a real shocker aswell. :D
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    not a bad idea this:

  19. JockB

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    So have I lol ... takes a while to get put on I think. Care to exchange confession numbers. :lol:
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    hahah i'll be very very brave.

    if anyone finds 579329662 its me, oh god i'm going to regret this. :D
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    Here's mine then - 418603601 allegedly ;) :lol:

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