Funny & disturbing at the same time

Funny & disturbing at the same time

http://grouphug.us/

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how very strange!!!

i'll be reading this all day...

'kinell

Imagine being a moderator for that site. Where would you start??

Any favourites so far?

Im scared to post mine

there's loads...

I was in Shaw's market parking lot during the ridiculous summer heat. There was an older lady sitting in the drivers' seat of a car in the middle of the road. Beside her was a younger girl.

I yelled out that the "fat f**k better get out the middle of the road" and laughed at the expression of the girl's face.

On the way out the market there was an ambulance; the old woman had died of heat-stroke.

a co-worker lent me $1500 dollars when i lost my job. He did it out of the kindness of his heart. i repaid that kindness by never paying him back...i am such a bastard.

I am wasting my father's hard earned $20,000 tuition money every year. i don't go to class. i don't do well in school. i'm studying medicine and i feel that my laziness now will make me so inept later that i will accidentally kill somebody with the drugs i will later dispense. i pray that the fun i'm having now will offset the guilt i will feel later for being a substandard health practitioner. thank you for listening. i almost want to study now.

I frequently dont wear bras and look to see who the real pervs are at school.

these are just 3 that have made me laff lots!!!


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i stuffed a pen up my (cough) and walked around all day so i could get a stimulant. I also put 2 m&m's on of both of my nipples between my bra for attention. No one noticed my new haircut till the day after.


One time in 6th grade I was masturbating and took a plunger and put vaseline on the end of it. Then I stuck it on to the side of my bathtub and got in the doggy style position and put it in my ass and masturbated while fucking it. I'm a straight, 19 year old male and I haven't tried anything like this since.

LMFAO!!! :rofl:

found this one... was this posted by the nutter Jambon spotted friday?

When I was in Nursery school I fed an infant child being held by it's mother over her shoulder a large chunk of play-doh.

it ate it

Scary shit.

hmmmmm........the mind boggles!!!

I still steal things from pubs and bars, even though I left university 2 years ago and now have a respectable job. I've also been pretty rotten to several women and want to apologise to you all for farting as much as I do. No doubt all of you will have had a whiff at one point

weird shit!

i have just confessed. hahaha it was a real shocker aswell.

not a bad idea this:

So have I lol ... takes a while to get put on I think. Care to exchange confession numbers.

hahah i'll be very very brave.

if anyone finds 579329662 its me, oh god i'm going to regret this.

Here's mine then - 418603601 allegedly