FAO Dan

See, you started off so promisingly. I was actually quite impressed by your initial insult of me being ugly (however many times you have said this now), but then you just go and let yourself down by retorting with such drivel as this. And it's such a shame nobody but yourself has seen it to compare, eh?

Joe - I apologise, it wasn't paisley. Still, just as bad:

there you go off again being the boards shittest member.

its funnier ripping you when you not here cause you don't spoil the flow with your bot attempts at replying

i don't know like, allie probably thought joe looked cool and tried to imitate him with his beret and scarf combo.

Don't try and be funny by using the exact same insults as I used on you last week.

lol I can't believe you actually went to the effort of digging up photographs... Allie you're trying way to hard.

I couldn't care less what I wear now - nevermind years ago.

There's nothing big about calling you ugly, I avoid such insults as you obviously have salf-esteem issues... Stop pretending to be something your not - you're transparent.

lol I was also off my tits when I dressed like that

I'm actually ashamed of myself for spending about ten minutes digging those up, mind. I had to go through a few lots before I came across that, too (cheers Spud).

How am I trying to be something I'm not, Joe? You've said this many times now, and I still don't understand what you mean. I'm simply widning people up on a messageboard. If anything, coming across as a bit of a cunt and probably a bit arrogant. Both of which I'll happily admit to being.

I don't have self-esteem issues, don't worry. If you think I'm seriously going to be offended by a skinny lad with a growth problem and a gangly lad with an immune deficiency calling me ugly, then you really don't know me as well as I thought you did

You're not arrogant though.

your trying to be cool, good looking and clever but your never gonna amount to anything but ugly flat cap and scarf man.

Alright then, I'm not arrogant. I'm not sure about you, but I'd be inclined to take that as a compliment.



Alexander: Just decist, you're getting absolutely nowhere.

i'm having fun though, and if you cry yourself to sleep tonight i will be happy.

i may be skinny and small but its alot better than being skinny and ugly

It's the fact that you actually think you're insulting which annoys me the most.

You're friends with such great wind-up merchants as James, Leon and John. Their wit and humour, sadly, clearly wasn't passed onto you

Pete: You need to stop biting so easily mate, and to use more original insults when you do.

Allie stop kissing arse, stop pretending to be arrogant, stop acting hard and stop acting cool....

You're a fucking nerd, you were deep house boffin that jumped on the indie-chic band wagon after the wheels had fallen off.... You're a really sound bloke offline, but this persona you've crafted online is cringeworthy.

Why should they be original? im not trying to be cool like you

and is calling me small and skinny orginal?

haha you make me laugh, how is it biting? you call someone a name and they call you back! you moron

I'm not licking arse, or not intentionally anyway, I'm simply telling Alexander that he should be doing so much better, given his circle of friends.

I've acted hard once, which, as I've said, was in retalliation to someone suggesting that they'd give me "a slap". I don't claim to be big, or hard.

I'm not acting arrogant, I'm winding people up on a messageboard.

When did I jump on any form of indie-chic bandwagon?

plimsoles and paisley....

You have a point there actually, fair play

I looked at your Ibiza snaps your beefing up man.