Energizer Bunny Death Notice

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    Energizer Bunny Death Notice

    AP August 22, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
    Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.

    Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...

    Foul play has not been ruled out.
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