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Are you expensive ??


Its my flat and im quite poor sam!

Its james' flat

:shock: expensive.........james, how dare u suggest u have to pay! lol xx

Freebies eh!

Your just trying to get me hooked, then the prices go up

im the very fella, got a nob, 8 1/2 in, i measured it myself, just come to my front door, and ill show u things that u didnt think were possible

umm why?

any ladies out there measured how wide & deep? maybe we can find someone out there of a suitable size for our ian.

Imagine that, a lady who knows the burth of her gash

lol, erm NO!
xx

i imagine it is probably on a few pornstars C.V.'s in the personal information section!

erggh! hehe

erm, cause the ex-wife wannted to know how manny inches she was getting

lol, av u really measured it, or was ya just pretending!!?? xx

you are horrible sometimes jimmy

It goes on about that in the karma sutra

About how well endowed men should be matched to girls with, and I quote, Elephant fannies for best results

Thanx mate

adrien mole and all
she wanted to know, so we measured, and the result was, ians got a massive cock, thank you please

hee hee!! xx

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