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  1. Anderzz

    Anderzz Registered User

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    Ask it a question... any question...

    http://www.aqa.issuebits.com/promotion.htm?internal

    This is brilliant.. fair enough its only one free question but ask it something funny, rude or down right puzzling.

    I asked it

    "Whats the odds of my girlfriend taking it up the pooper?"

    to which i got a text saying...

    "Your girlfriend is unlikely to want to have anal sex with you. Only 4% of women in enjoy anal sex and she would prefer to do something you will both enjoy"

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Try it and post on here :)
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  3. RAVERBABY1980

    RAVERBABY1980 hardcore to the bone

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    4% thats bollox, if its done right most women like it.
    the "dirty" aspect is what turns most women off and the "pain" aspect is the other but at the hight of pleasure most women like it.
    i once read a survey that "at the point of orgasm a high percentage of women would do anything" even if several men walked into the room !!:eek:
    a women is at her dirtiest when she is at the point of orgasm.

    :blush:
  4. Anderzz

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    I dont doubt what your saying, because my lass is within the supposed 4% so im safe :)

    Ask it a question yourself.

    Ask it "If im at the highest point of orgasm, am i likely to let a dog lick my anus?"

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. Conway

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    shit, I've just typed that in, and then my gf's number without thinking :eek:

    oh well :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: Im not guna say wot question i asked but that is a great find of a website.

    The reply has certainly got me thinking.:spangled:

    :lol:
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    Oooh lets hope ur lass has a sense of humour. Im sure she'll be cool with it. I find it quite funny myself.

    And i disagree that only 4% of women like anal sex. That bollox in itself.:D
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    the reply:

    "Sorry, the AQA policy prohibits answers about bestiality, which is illegal in the UK. Fantasies about bestial acts are a rare, abnormal, phenomenon."

    :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: thats mint. you could spend all nit on that.
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    My mate works for one of these companies and he says he's always getting people texting utter bollocks in, which he promptly gives sarcastic replies to.
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    :lol: :lol: Ahh bless ya. Get stretching m8. LOL.
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    4.5 inches? LOL.




    Soz im just joking. Its wrong to go on about a mans size cos they are very sensitive bout this subject!!!
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    Q - How many standard issue balloons would it take to fill an olympic swimming pool?


    A - It would take 22,500 party-sized balloons to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool. AQA suggests an air machine or a lot of friends to blow them up.
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    Consider this first (obviously i had to edit it down to fit in)

    On entering a village you see a fork in the road. one will lead you off a cliff, the other one to safety.

    there is a man waiting there who can be one of two brothers, one always lies, one always tells truth.

    You can ask only one question to determine the answer to the safe route.

    what is the question?
  15. Chris S

    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    You say to either one of them, here mate if i ask your brother what way it is , what will he tell me?? :p
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    Ask one of them 'is the other brother guarding the safe road?'
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    thats what they said.

    but im confused as to how you know its right if you dont know which brother it is in the first place?

    the liar could say his brother would say to go <this> way which could be the wrong road? you dont know if hes lying :confused:
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    no, there is only one brother who you can talk to where the road splits, he could be the liar or the truth teller. the other one is not around to talk to.
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    This is all far too compicated for a
    Sunday, I havnt got a clue what you's are on about!
  20. trance_fan

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    hang on lol
  21. trance_fan

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    i sort of get it :lol:

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