A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

> different emotions e.g. fear etc.
> On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the
> door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted
> on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have
> you come as?"
>
> And the guy says,"
>
> I'm green with NV".
>
> The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
>
>
> A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
> see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
> >feather duster wrapped around her most intimate parts.
>
> He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?"
>
> She replies,
> "I'm tickled pink."
>
> The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party.
>
> A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,and the
host
> opens the door to see his two Irish mates, Paddy and Mick,
> standing stark naked, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, and the
> other with his dick stuck in a pear.
>
> The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both
> doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street
> like that.
>
> What emotions are you supposed to be?
>
> Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in
> despair"

R GOD NOT ANOTHER JOKE

Whats wrong with jokes?

she's grim

everything

Cheeky mare!!!!

:laugh:

ive seen it before but its funny as fuck you can just say it to yourself in an irish accent

You'd be the one fockin discustard i take it..

class joke,,,,,jess put a smile on ffs

bad time of the month

of course I am...what could I get more pelasure from than bitchin' ?

Bitching and fishing :argue:

Jess in fishnets

You had to lower the tone!

I thought she said fisting