A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

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    A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

    > different emotions e.g. fear etc.
    > On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the
    > door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted
    > on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have
    > you come as?"
    >
    > And the guy says,"
    >
    > I'm green with NV".
    >
    > The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."
    >
    >
    > A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to
    > see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a
    > >feather duster wrapped around her most intimate parts.
    >
    > He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?"
    >
    > She replies,
    > "I'm tickled pink."
    >
    > The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party.
    >
    > A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,and the
    host
    > opens the door to see his two Irish mates, Paddy and Mick,
    > standing stark naked, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, and the
    > other with his dick stuck in a pear.
    >
    > The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both
    > doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street
    > like that.
    >
    > What emotions are you supposed to be?
    >
    > Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in
    > despair"
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    Whats wrong with jokes?
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    she's grim
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    Cheeky mare!!!!
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    ive seen it before but its funny as fuck you can just say it to yourself in an irish accent :lol: :lol:
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    You'd be the one fockin discustard i take it..
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    class joke:lol:,,,,,jess put a smile on ffs
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    bad time of the month
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    of course I am...what could I get more pelasure from than bitchin' :)?
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    Bitching and fishing :argue:
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    Jess in fishnets :eek: :lol: :love:
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    You had to lower the tone! :lol:
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    I thought she said fisting :eek:

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