5 a side

"Barcode boy"? Hope that's not a reference to my current employment, since you work in a lower class supermarket

And I'll speak Her Majesties English thank you very much, "gay" will do me, not "ghey"

"And if become a millionairre".......key word "IF"....it's a damn big IF!

@Sam...yeah my second name's Dobson...you're catching on! Well you'll have to wait til I start and finish uni, then I'm going to start on my washing machine idea

I am

Another fact

yay!...im set up now!
i can also speak the Queens English....only becasue i had to have allicution (sp) lessons@ uni, coz the kids near me uni, couldnt understand me
funny un me like! lol xx

Barcode = geordie. Because you all where black and white stripy tops innit! But I actually work for morrisons now...

And you can't speak her majesties english cuz you iz northern... and we all speak common up 'ere

It was meant to read "if you" btw

Think what it's gonna be like in America! They're gonna be expecting some posh "British" students

Instead they get me "Haway man! Get yaself up the effin mountain! Well aye man, course ya can de it!"

ken morrison almost bought britford!

come to think of it... where the fuck is he now when we need it! :evil:

half my mates back home work at moggies tho... losers

LMAO!
its all gud tho.....the kiddies are gonna love us, they'll go home (well heme) proper plastic geordies, whoop whoop, spreading our culture!! xx

Oh yeah.......sorry I'm not a big football fan (no, I'm not "ghey"...as EVERYONE asks when I tell them that!) so didn't immediately get the barcode thing

And yeah, we're getting all the Safeway ****s walking round our stores and they're inspecting our aisles...I'm like "Errr, we took over THEM didn't we?!" C'mon Smog...sing it! "More reasons to shop at Morr-I-sons!"

Ahh, well WHEN I become a millionaire I shall remember you for sure, and you shall be repaid for your excellent services ¬

via the poopshoot?
winner

Haha its only part time while i'm at uni... plus its still got the safeway sign outside... but we revert to morrisons next week I think... safeway byker will be no more hahahaha shithole

"Hey son, how was your Summer at Camp?"

"Well like, ah had a fuckin great time man, met lahds a' gud people like, ahm definatly ganin back there next year like..man!"

"Errrr...wtf?"

(Excuse my geordie, I'm not the strongest geordie speaker in our fair land! )

@Ian...us Morrisons workers are not losers. Well, the rest of them are, I'm not

I thought they'd be closing yours down...since theres a massive Morrisons just nearby? My old manager works there...Ahmed...genuine class guy! He's Egyptian...enough said!

@Sam, no, I'll repay him in money. The services involved the "poopshoot" (as you nicely put it) though

You don't like football??? Are you ghey?

I like morrisons... but i'm not gonna be there much longer anyway... i'll desert the sinking ship

If I add up correctly i've saved you £1.50... in ten years time that'll be £1.500,000 that you owe me or the "heavies" are gonna repossess your kneecaps

a didnt even wanna gan hehem like, the ppl were dead canny nd that man.....hey mam, ya gannin down the town for sum sran thenight like??

hehe...its all gud! xx

Safeway Byker will close soon im sure... I just wont be there :laugh: Probs sell it to somerfield or something cos theres competition laws

Don't remember this poop shoot thing? Was I on the horse again?

Yeah I'm deserting it in May

And as for "£1.500,000" I've never heard of that price before. One pound and 500,000 pence. That's *using calculator on pc* £1 + £5000.....£5,001. Fine, I'm sure I can spare that if I'm a millionaire

(Btw...I don't think Paula, Sarah, Sasha, or Kerry like to be referred to as the "heavies" ) ....good thing they aint online

not what i was told...all fours baby

hoop antics.

Well, I don't like being called "the horse" but I suppose the position we were in it could be seen as that