US's stupidest laws Minnesota: --It is illegal to tease skunks. --Every man in Brainerd is required by law to grow a beard. Michigan: --A...
38 Things we can say about glitter angel Sorry Kez ya know i love ya really 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a...
Political correctness She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE....
Is there any need? This weekend as a favour i worked at the local private hospital. Everything went fine on sat went in on sunday and this is...
Santa's gay ... To the Tune of: Santa Claus is Coming to Town Santa Claus is Wearing a Gown You better come out, you better not cry, You...
Brunette jokes ... Q.) What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch ? A.) A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q.) Why are...
Yo mama Yo Mama's so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo Mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday....
TV listings NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30 Girlfriends 9:00 One Guy with Several Female Friends 9:30 My Gay Friends 10:00 Friends You Wish You Had...
Can you swim? ... Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says "John...
Scot's eh? ... A Scottish old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, says to a young man, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look...
Pick your torture John died and arrived in Hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder, gentler, more customer focused...
You know your working in coporate america when.... 1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2) Your...
Potential and reality ... A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the...
Argh Help ... These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital... => I am under the doctor...
Dear Santa ... Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good Boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice...
Track listing? Does anyone know where i can get the track listing for Yoji Biomehanika - bible vol2
If you could be........ If you could be any member of the message board for one night who would it be and why? I think i would be Confuzzled...
Pics From Friday Thanks to glitter nagging me i am finally posting some of my pics. Me, Joe and Karl
Thankyou Just to say a giant thankyou for booking scot project. You know i shall be there day-glo en all. Can't wait. woo hoo :D :D :D :D :D
Last Night What the fuck happened last night. I signed off at 9:30 ish and i come back on this morning and the board has been raided by a load of...
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