Markus MSN sweetie :) Spanks :)
Place Your Bets Im off swimming in a mo to see how many lengths I cant do :lol: Opinions please :lol:
Im not liking ..... ........ the big spiders that are kicking about in my house at the mo ...... two nights running ive almost stood on the...
Saying of the week Whats your saying of the week? Mines 'safe as an armband' :lol:
dimebar Ive managed to PM myself:lol: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: Fair blonde moment that :redface:
This weekend I know its only Tuesday BUT what are ya all doing? :groovy: Friday - playing Unite in Scunthorpe, then rushing back to Swindon...
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Afternoon everyone :hug: :love:
Stawberries and cream Im just about to have a massive bowl of strawberries & cream :drool: mmmmmmm sexual :drool: :love: That is...
Reality of cybersex Watch the whole clip :lol: Clicky!
Good weekend? Where did you go, what did you do? Friday - Tranz@action in Cornwall .... absolutely annihilated on tequila slammers...
Silly antics Reet come on then kids as you all went out to play you must have got up to some silliness (if not then you're all slacking) What...
Bastard My first day home from sunning it up and its proper weeing it down ............ have got sooooooooo much to do today, Im gonna be soaked...
North / South Now I know Im not the only person who has noticed this but why is there a distinct lack of good looking people in the south?! I...
Research on orgasms 'A simple brain scan can spot whether a woman is faking an orgasm or not, a major fertility conference has heard....
Tanometer After sunning it up allday, on the tanometer how would you rate your tan?! :cool:
Top ten reasons why it sucks to be a dick The Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick 10. You've got a hole in your head. 9. Your master...
Trampolines Awesome!! Theres a trampoline in the garden of the house Im staying at at the mo :lol: Sod going out on the town tonight Im gonna...
How gay are you? Take the test! http://www.channel4.com/gayometer Im 53% gay apparently :camp:
Spot the difference Sorry since posting that picture of Bodger & Badger earlier its been bugging me who the Badger look like...
Wheres the sun Its the middle of June & its all crap and cloudy :cry2: Im off to the beach for a week tonight and I wanted to get my tan on...
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