Why? Ive been djing tonight at Sea, and at about 11pm I looks upstairs only to see the ex whom i split up with about 6 wks ago, her choice may i...
lmfto
pop over n say hi if ya around
oops :dunce:
Advice It's good advice! Corporate Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the...
Re: Haircut shit, forgot the attachment
Haircut :D
Receptionist There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I...
Vorsprung A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you" "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour"...
that sounds familiar fella :D
:wink: ;)
Mydoom Keep getting this as a virus warning on my pc at work, does anyone know more about it?
Im bloody djing at Whitley Bay, working in Bkue Nightclub, doing the 5pm - 9pm shift, supposed to be on till 1am but got someone to take over so I...
how many bloody cans did you buy?? :D
plank - cant say ive been called that before :D
that, i agree with :up:
with all due respect I think you talking shit there Are saying youve never broken the law in the slightest way?
not sure to be honest, i dont think fighting crime with crime helps really Lock him up and let all those parents who are also locked up deal...
can just see the toon fans welcoming you to the board with open arms now
Re: new flatmate can just picture the first call to home.. Daddy, you wouldnt believe it, its a nightclub............on a boat!!!! :lol:
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