Car trouble A blonde was trying to sell her old car, and wasn't having much luck, since the car had 250,000 miles on it. She was telling her...
A modern bible story One day God spoke to Noah, and He said, "Noah, in six months I shall make it rain until the whole earth is covered with...
Classified ads This was a personal ad in the Sydney Australia paper. WANTED A tall well built woman with good reputation, who can cook...
So touching In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped...
whatever tickles your fancy Tonight we (me and Daniel) created a nose tickling machine! He discovered a tiny paint brush down the side of Si's...
Good luck to Spud Good luck with your first day of your new job hunny!! YOU CAN DO IT! :D :D
Happy Birthday DJSequoia! There you go hun HAPPY BIRTHDAY *mwah* :D :D
FAO Scratt Hiya hunny!!!!! Hope you're settling back in at home ok!! Its kinda weird u not being here anymore. Ruth has been making...
New job! Firstly Im going to apologise to anyone that deems this post unsuitable but I wanted to tell everyone my good news!! I had an...
Dear girlfriend/boyfriend TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND During the last year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times,...
Sunday nite This Sunday Spud and Si are coming to Consett to sample our nightlife. I believe Biatch may be bringing her baby sis too!! Anyone...
CD cover sites Can any recommend a good site for downloading cd covers??? All the ones Ive managed to find either dont work or have the US...
I've lost my job! What a twat. I didnt go to work cos Im full of cold so I rang in sick, and they were fine about it. Then I rang the agency that...
Fao Rufus Empty your mailbox, I cant send u a reply!!!!! Got some not so good news to tell ya hun :(
Goodbye Scratt!!!! OMG. You're leaving us tomorrow!!! Just wanted to say it's been great knowing you for this short space of time, I've...
Scratt's farewell meal Anybody thats interested in going, we're meeting between 7.45 and 8 at Lou's Buffet King on Stowell Street in town....
Consett on a Sunday is mint!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!!! Sober as a judge and stompint to quality tunage in the pub where I used to work...
All better!!! As if by some miracle, my neck is better!!!! The pain was sooooo bad on Sunday, I thought it would be like that for ages! Didn't...
Where is everyone?? Is it just me or is the board getting really quiet on a night now??? I come on after work and theres shit loadsof posts...
Injuries from Friday!!! OMG, theres no need for the amount of pain I'm in. Ive ended up having to wear a neck brace cos ive completely fucked...
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