Advice for women 1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in nappies. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the...
Clubbing holidays I've just seen an advert for clubbing holidays through the Daily Star for £7.50!!! Anyone know anything about it??
Happy birthday DJArni :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNNI:D You're getting old like the rest of us now mate! ;)
What did u all get then? Someone was gonna ask eveyone, it might as well be me!! The most impressive of mine so far is a Jamie and the magic...
It's here!!! Well it's upon us again!! I know everyone has already been saying it but HAPPY CHRISTMAS!! Im the first to say it when its...
What can I do?? I think I've finally reached that age where I'm no longer excited by Christmas. It's almost here and I want some more festive...
Happy xmas everybody! HAPPY CHRISTMAS PROMISE PEEPS!!!!!!! :D :D :D I've just realised that I'm not gonna see most of you til after the...
Happy Birthday Allie!! Happy birthday hunny! Hope you have a good one. Was nice to finally meet you last night. And please, no remarks about...
I've finally got a job How happy am i? I start a new job tomorrow. Gone are the days of having no money and I don't need to worry about not...
Last one for today - Thick? The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given...
Why we love children A Kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed....
3 choices A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The...
Doing the dishes Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he...
One for the girls At first I was afraid, I was petrified. By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side. I would've drunk a little less, I...
Raisin bread? A general store owner hires a yougn female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters...
The new father One day a new mother went out to run some errands, leaving her husband in charge of their baby son for the day. The proud...
The accountant A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I...
Digging a hole Two brothers once decided to dig a deep hole behind their house. As they were working, a couple of other boys stopped by to watch....
One day on Mount Everest Ten blondes and a brunette went on a climbing trip to Mount Everest. Near the top of the mountain, the group slipped and...
CIA recruiting The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They were down to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one could get...
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