Lone Ranger Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the...
indecent proposal A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father...
Spain well ppl dont want to bore you all and some of you will call me horrible unrepeatable names but im off to sunny spain at 12.15pm today...
Desaiily quits Desailly Quits In Big Ron Row Apr 22 2004 French legend Marcel Desailly's football career is over after an amazing six...
Paddy And Mick 4 englishmen and paddy & mick were in an identity parade line up following a rape the victim comes into the room paddy steps...
Woman lying in a coma doctor says to husband "a little oral sex might revive her" 10 minutes later her heart monitor flatlines husband says...
Seamus and Murphy > Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; > Between them, they could only raise the...
Hols JUST THOUGHT I LET ALL YOU PPL KNOW IVE JUST BOOKED FLIGHTS TO SPAIN GOING NEXT TUESDAY FROM TEESSIDE AND COMING BACK SUNDAY TO NEWCASTLE...
paddy Paddy, the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree...
unusual pet This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he...
well people the weekend starts here im off now everyone have a fucking great weekend may see some of u at gg on sunday :D :D :D
Girlfriend I KNOW YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED BUT JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT HAVE JUST DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND OF 2 YEARS WE HAD BEEN ARGUING A LOT...
Newlyweds >A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. > >The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners....
beer vs Pussy Beer vs. Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. Warm beer is horrible. The warmer...
French terror alert Subject: FW: BREAKING NEWS: French Terror Alert.. French Upgrade Terror Alert In light of the...
Does anyone enjoy their work ??? some days i really enjoy it and the day flies over :D but others i get really fed up and can't be arsed then...
little johnies camp trip One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his...
creation of a pussy Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a...
animated signature how do i attach an animated gif as a signature i keep trying but nothing seems to work ??? :confused: :confused: :confused:
little billy LITTLE BILLY ON GETTING OLDER Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th...
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