ritz A Man staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering Sexual services from a telephone box in Piccadilly. Back at the hotel he...
good greef 29/8/04 hi everyone saw quite a few of you at good greef on sunday at tall trees you were right next to me and my girlfriend on the...
Ruth hi all i need to get in touch with ruth (roof) asap re how and where she had her aftermarket stereo fitted in her yaris not sure if she is...
beckham A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the...
old man an old man on crutches escapes from hospital,still in his pj's,& makes his way to the nearest pub.he asks the barman for a double...
kiwi farmer A kiwi farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting...
redneck vasectomy After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the...
jesus Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, the 3 mates sat together, send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a...
friday funny >George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where the >devil is waiting for him. > >"I don't know what to do...
Retro i know its not everyones cup of tea but is anyone going to retro this saturday at tall trees ??? i shall be there yet again showing my...
Training Notes Subject: TRAINING NOTES Please find detailed below some useful training notes, highlighting key business issues....
ID&T Radio someone gave me a link to some mirror sites for this station a while back, one which had a complete back catalogue of Armin van...
geography >The GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN > >Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, > >naturally beautiful with...
eve >>In the beginning God created Eve and she had 3 breasts. After three >>weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?"...
cough medicine >>The Pharmacist walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a >>wall. >> >>He asks the Clerk "Whats wrong with the guy...
saddam hussein Good News - :D Saddam Hussein is facing the death penalty Bad News - :spangled: Beckham is...
genie / cannibals A man, an ostrich & a cat walk into a bar and..... The bar tender says, "What would you like Sir?" The man says, "I'll have a...
pope > On a tour of England, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the > Lancashire coast. His 4x4 Pope-Mobile was driving along the...
princess's problem The Princess's Problem Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess....
French Joke Why are the English better lovers than the French? Because they can stay on top for 90 minutes and still come second ! :lol:...
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