Man you are WAY WAY off your 'A game' these days. My last post was about as serious as an episode of TV Burp.
LOL your all so unprepared. Forget about the baseball bat I wouldnt waste my time. I am pretty sure I could disarm someone with a baseball bat with little more than a brusied forearm.
Thats entirely fair enough - All the layered innuendo, literary pastiche and high brow sarcasm can confuse some people. Best off picking easy targets, like hyenas after a lion kill eh son.
Just saw a vid on sky news via the app there & theres some coloured lads bragging to a reporter how they actually went & got a van to do several runs to & from currys etc lol. Faces covered of course.
Just got back from working down Enfield. Was staying in the Premier Inn next door to the Sony Distribution Centre that was petrol bombed, never seen a fire like it, evacuated from the hotel at midnight and on the street for 5 hours until they'd let us back in, moved hotels on the Tuesday due to smoke damage, couldnt work later than 4 o'clock as the school we were working on was threatened on Twitter and had to be on lockdown every night, right fuck on, the whole place was on edge all week. Total idiots wrecking the place.
Unfortunately not, would've paid up to £300 for a MacBook but my offer just didn't make the cut braaaav