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  1. sarahatbeep

    sarahatbeep Registered User

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    Yea 9 o clock- u wanting tucked in now pet??
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    And no your point dodnt go 'whoooooooosh' unless of course you have been fucking a blow up doll :D
    sarahatbeep, Dec 9, 2003
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    errrrrm that responce was old enough to have just reached seniour school:) :) :) :) :) :)


    i dont shag blow ups like, ive got my porn,

    wanking is the way forward
    tony blair: what do u think of this policy
    ian (thats me) errrrrm i dunno, lets wank tho tony

    result
    , Dec 9, 2003
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    Nice one :rolleyes:
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    class:) :) :) :) erm fukk off tampon, u sad, spinless peice of shit that wants to nob sarah
    , Dec 9, 2003
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  6. sarahatbeep

    sarahatbeep Registered User

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    LMAO- your replys are so transparent.

    I think it is you who sghould go back to seniour school and take lessons about sex ed...it takes two to tango:)
    sarahatbeep, Dec 9, 2003
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    sarahatbeep Registered User

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    who said james wants to nob me?:spangled:
    sarahatbeep, Dec 9, 2003
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    1, Its Jambon not tampon

    2, u sad, spinless peice of shit

    3, that couldnt nob sarah


    Get aids.
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    errrrrm thats a bit harsh like, soft lad
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    yeah it was a bit.

    :) :)

    BANTER
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    i was going to say like, cause ive already got aids:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    , Dec 9, 2003
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  12. Anderzz

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    riiiiiiight...

    well thanks to everyone near the beginning of the thread for posting humerous related comments...

    and a kind fuck off and die to everyone else who ruined it for the rest of us.

    bit harsh indeed
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    :D :D
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    I once woke my ex-girlfriend up by boning her leg in the middle of the night, I proper went for it like a jack russell. She had to slap me awake! Still don't know what I was dreaming of but glad she never used the cold water technique... All I could say to her was 'did I just hump your leg?':eek:

    and Ian, no I didn't blow my load either before you ask...:wink:
    Smog, Dec 9, 2003
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    haha that reminds me. in my mates street this family had a springer spaniel. It shafted the daughters leg like it was a matter of life or death...

    blew its canine love sludge allover her levis. God that was a funny moment!
    Anderzz, Dec 9, 2003
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  16. Miller

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    Think I would! You would be suffocating me most likely!!:p :D
    Miller, Dec 9, 2003
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  17. Cookee

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    R u trying to say Im fat???? :mad:
    Cookee, Dec 9, 2003
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  18. Miller

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    TWIST!!!!!!!!! I meant you are usually riding away into the night my love!!;) :love:
    Miller, Dec 9, 2003
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    Stephen!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :blush: :lol: Do u have no shame?!

    Do u mean on a horse??? :wink: Not recently I aint been :(
    Cookee, Dec 9, 2003
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  20. Miller

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    No not really!:rolleyes:

    No, I meant on my cock!!:oops: :p
    Miller, Dec 9, 2003
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