Just got caught speeding by the police.

Just got caught speeding by the police.

While I was flying down lindthorpe road in boro yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed a
cop with a radar gun sitting at the top of the road. The cop pulled me
over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.

The cop said "What? ... a rectum stretcher?, and what does a rectum
stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I
can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of the street..."

The ticket - - £50.00 The look on his face - - PRICELESS

if you actually DID say that to a traffic cop - kudos to you

if not - good joke

:groovy:

Roffle!!!

AGREED!!!!!!

.................

Nige you legend!!

Re: Just got caught speeding by the police.

didnt even know u could drive!
ah well nice 1 anyway mate!!

ditto!!