Jermaine Jenas and Kieran Dyer

Jermaine Jenas and Kieran Dyer



This kid whos been trying to get me in bed all year just came on MSN and told me about his night out at the weekend with these two ......... as if I know who they are after playing against em.

Check him out trying to win me over with 'impressing' like that!!!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Didnt know Chris Spence was a semi pro footballer

Re: Jermaine Jenas and Kieran Dyer

my claim to fame is that last year i was texting keiron dyer, i met him in hedkandi @ stereo............

took me all of thirty seconds to find him repulsive.

im not a one for money and material objects neither. my friend gaynor on the other hand thought i was crazy.....

also (not to blow my own whistle) but how much of a sleze is liam laurence (sland) see him in liquid about a million times and asked me and mu cousin nadine to go back to his "mansion in old penshaw village" she went and had a three some while i was raving it in the monky :laugh:

call me silly if you want..............

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I used to date Jamie Pollocks sister is mine

who got your cuz's other hole then?

Mick McCarthy?

he wasnt a footballer :think: i fink.......someone from down south. shes a dirt anyway..... :tut:

i fucked martin smiths wife up the arse

I learnt my lesson with ice hockey players ... I know better than to go down the same road with footy players. Dickheeeeeads!

Now to just step away from DJs

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Jamie got the looks as well i heard!!

im gonna get a dj alarm fitted to you.



money is no object to me i prefer gooood skeet. thats just me

thats why im so poor

But wouldnt it keep going off at myself?!

Everyone in Boro had a piece of Nicky Barmby's wife

Wrong team for me, if he had been playing Liverpool and gone out with some of their players I would have been impressed

i must meet this girl

:doh:

it'l be extra sensitive to male hormones.......... of the DJ variety

good craic! is she fit? pic?

trust you!

Was it Barmbys wife Viv anderson did her over his washing machine?