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  1. MistaK

    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    Fake Emails

    This has been the most obvious to-date:

    YOU URGENTLY GET BACK TO ME

    GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MR.ALBERT J FRACAS, A WIDOW TO LATE JOAN FRACAS.
    I AM 47 YEARS OLD,I AM A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BRAIN, FROM ALL
    INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE FOR LONG,
    ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE. MY LATE WIFE
    WAS KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN AFGHANISTAN, AND DURING HE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE
    WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY DOCTOR WILL BE THE ONE SENDING EMAIL MESSAGE TO YOU AS SOON AS I HEAR
    BACK FROM YOU BECAUSE OF MY PRESENT CONDITION.NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO CONTRIBUTE
    TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AMERICA ASIA, AND EUROPE. I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF SIX MILLION U.S DOLLARS,
    TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN ABIDJAN. I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY,
    WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY.
    MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,
    I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

    DOCTOR RICHARD

    ON BEHAVE OF MR. ALBERT J FRACAS.

    are people for real!? or is mr Khunt on the loose? :lol:
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  3. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    what. the. fuck ?

    you dont half get some random stuff happen to you.
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    trance_fan Registered User

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    Looks like Im gonna get myself a new wife, Im gonna make here blossom like flower alright :lol:

    I cant not reply to that like, absolute classic! :D
  6. Smog

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    you wanna have a look at 419eater.com, its a class read - the things the baiters get these scam lads to do is amazing. theres a couple of the greedy buggers standed in chad near the darfur border after falling for pretty much the same kind of scam they do themselves.

    i've got an gmail account that gets filled full of these emails - got almost 2000 scams in there in about a month - it can be fun to string along a few of the best ones, aslong as you dont use real details its a pretty safe sport!
  7. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    I've had a few from supposed model type females looking to come over here and be my wife at the expense of an email reply :lol: I'm pretty sure i posted pictures of one of them here. :monkey:
  8. Rory Space

    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fuckin hoose. Sweat tits

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    here, am gettin ones sayin that my online bank accounds frozen due to me entering an incorrect password, n after 20 pages of writin says, please enter ur account number, name and sortcode etc, a was like i ok, rang halifax n they asked me to forward the email to them n its now on there "watch out" poster haha the little bastards, wud rob u for ur fuckin fork n knife sum ppl these days :lol:
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    On Sun, 6/7/08, Jonathon Pogink <Jonathon-1ykaerc@euro-machines-outils.com> wrote:

    From: Jonathon Pogink <Jonathon-1ykaerc@euro-machines-outils.com>
    Subject: 21b
    To: Date: Sunday, 6 July, 2008, 12:42 AM


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    Subject: Feeling real men
    To: "
    Date: Friday, 4 July, 2008, 11:40 PM


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    To:
    Date: Thursday, 3 July, 2008, 5:04 PM


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    Subject: She finally smiled at me
    To:
    Date: Wednesday, 2 July, 2008, 7:32 PM


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    --
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  10. Craig_M

    Craig_M Registered User

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    [​IMG]

    :lol: :eek: :love:
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    smigs by the sword of dobber

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    LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
  13. graham

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    aye.
    Forward that mail onto me mate??

    :eek: :love: :lol:
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    Just recieved this...

    DEAR FRIEND,
    FIRST I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED, BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.

    WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION, AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR DISCREETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU. I AM MR.MOSES ADAM THE MANAGER WITH THE BANK OF AFRICA , BENIN.I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. THE PROPOSITION:

    A FOREIGNER AN AUSTRALIA, LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.) AN BUESSINE MERCHANT WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF BURKINA, UNTIL HIS DEATH YEARS AGO IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310-! 301) FLIGHT KQ431, BANKED WITH US AT BANK OF BENIN , COTONOU AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER, 2003 WORTH US$30,000,000.00 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY.

    VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE BY THE BANK OF AFRICAN TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE MOORE'S FAMILY OR RELATIVES BUT TO NO SUCCESS.
    IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.)' S NEXT KIN (HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOW TO US).

    THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, THAT ARRANGE HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE FUND TO BE DECLARED "UNCLAIMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL.

    IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO! LATE ENGR. STEVE MOORE (SNR.) SO THAT THE FUND US$30 MILLION WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES TO ENABLE YOU GET HIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT. WE HAVE SECURE FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF MADAMUS TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES, AND MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT.

    YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST BE FOR MYSELF AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. ACCORDING TO AGREEMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL, WE WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTH PARTIES WITH OUT ANY CONFLICT. WHILE REPLYING FURNISH ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE FAX AND PHONE NUMBERS FOR EASY COMMUNICATION,BANK NAME,BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER,COMPANIES NAME AND ADDRESS.

    THE SHARING OF THE FUND ARE THUS: 20% FOR YOU THE ACCOUNT OWNER,70% FOR I AND MY ! TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND THE REMAINNING 10% FOR EXPENSES FOR BOTH PARTIES. IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU, DO NOT MAKE UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST WE HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU.
    BEST REGARDS,
    MR. MOSES ADAM (MANAGER).


    What a load of bollocks!
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    Personally I'd never give this crap the time of day, unless of course it was a message of great importance.
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    Shame its a scam like, I wouldnt mind her cooking me that Russian dish :lol:
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    haha aye I noticed that, I was on about the lass in the photo's :love:
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    straightforward man?

    talk about slip of the tongue :lol:

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