Drunken Accidents Well after downing 11 pints at a beer festival yesterday then goin out all night, I managed to fall off my bed and dislocate my shoulder. My mam had to snap it back into place. Im still coming to shields tho. Anyway whats been your funniest or worst drunk injury?
in an event involving a push bike and a bottle of vodka... i managed to remove the end of the little finger of my left had the vodka made me see the funny side of it for a while though
i pulled this rotter when off my box once, needless to say i don't think ill ever be able to forget the state of her, i may as well have shagged a donkey
my mate turned up home once, hardly able to walk with swollen ankles and cuts on his knees. He didn't have a clue what happened... thought he'd been chinned by some bouncers. He was in agony the next day so we took him up the hospital. 2 broken ankles, 2 broken legs and a fractured spine. The doctors said this was consistent with a high fall. At this point we remembered the multi-storey carpark quite near to where we'd been drinking... He later had hypnotherapy to remember what happened - he was taking a short cut and hopped a wall thinking he was on ther ground floor. he was on the 2nd floor. the only thing he complained about when in hospital for 3 months was he 'had to shit in a pan' cause he wasn't allowed to stand up.
laugh away... thats all we did. the fuck-wit. "ooo i've been chinned by bouncers" no u haven't - u fell off a multi storey carpark then walked the 4 miles home with broken legs and back. He was from Morpeth.
