cheesey patter...

cheesey patter...

does anyone work with ppl who have cheesey patter to get what they want....

i work with several ppl like that & they make me laff at how shit their crack really is....

just heard some bloke say to a customer......oh my god...are you at the side of a motorway, it sounds like a jug-a-nought...i was about to tell you to get off the road, i was worried bout u.....'

when infact he was probs thinking....jump infront of the next car that comes along...

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I get peeps at my work like that..I even tend to do it myself the worst being when a customer complains I say Yes I understand where you are comming from and I sympathise with you...when really I dont give a shit!!!

Dont we just love work!!

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it's excellent...

ppl keep asking me why i'm doing overtmie, they're like i cudn't do it....my reply is they obviously don't ahve somethin gthey want to do as badly as me which i swhy i sit & do 12 hour shifts most days!!

i don't do much empatising or sympathising cos i don't have any...i mean why should i ahve sympathy with someone who's complaining they didn't know something about broadband when they ordered it on line....not my problem that they decided not to read the terms & conditions, pc spec etc!! i'm all heart...

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I'm working Saturday and Sunday this week Ruth

My store manager is a walking peptalk waiting to happen... always has some inspirational supermarket talk

"Curm on martin... make the ailes lurk sexy... I wanna see sexy facing off"

I never do over time! No way! Althou the money would be good!

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i'm not, i'm in london all weekend!!!

we worked it out on sat that by the time i went home on sat nite that i'd only worked half an hour less of the 34.25 hours i was contracted to do in the whole week!!!

but thne back to it as of next wed! mite even get a few 10 o'clock finishes in!!

it cud a slogan for the store...

do your tins look sexy? well ours do...theres sexiness seeping from every aisle....come on in, it mite b contagious!!

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Think about the money

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Sweet, I'm only doing 1800 - 2200 both days, double time on Sunday tho

I have trouble making inanimate objects look "sexy"... he's been working there too long if he's wanting to stick it in a tin of beans

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bt get ripped on a sun as we only get only get paid 1.75 x our hourly rate & that only happens if we more than 36 hours in the week!!

i worked 4 hours on sat b4 my normal sat shift & then 4 hours on sun!!

Sounds like my manager! Must be supermarket speak! A few months back he went through a phase of saying...

"Kev, I need yer aisles to be propa' bo"

Although this doesn't annoy me...THIS does...
"Your facing off has to be like a brick wall"
and when talking about filling fabric conditioners...
"It needs to be bottle full" WTF IS BOTTLE FULL???

Although when cheesyness comes into it, I'm the with customers. "Why don't you have this?!"

"Eeee I know, it's just useless isn't it, we order the stock and it just doesn't come in! Unfortunately we won't have it in until tomorrow, but for now I'd recommend Wilkinsons around the corner in the mall, they do Surf Handwash too, and it's most likely cheaper!" Nothing like advertising the competitors

that's only because u have a inferiority complex cos u think if the beans look sexy u won't!!

Haha... its ok i'm not jealous of the beans... if it were the warm rotisserrie chickens then I mite feel a bit peeved!

mmmmmmmm...........rotisserrie chicken...

oooh stop talking sexy to me...ur making me all moist!

LMAO!!
i worked in superdrug near me uni for a few months, nd just recently quit....fooking hated it me....my boss was the same..'c'mon sam, u can do this facing up beautifully, iwant beautiful isles'
WTF!!!???
i also used to talk loadsa bollocks to the ppl who came in.....'do u kno if tis shampoo is any good dear?'
'yeah ive used it, it works wonders....my hairs frizzy really but look jow smooth it is now' ( i odnt have frzzy hair )
lol.....dont ya just love work eh!? xx

i was a cock when i worked. if someone asked me for advice they were getting the wrong thing. hey, i knew i wasnt staying there, so i made a point of it.

tut tut spudkins!
am disapointed!
LOL xx