jsut spent 90 drunken minutes turning THIS into the following: fwap away lads...fwap away.
ok. fine. everyone can fuck off. i hate you all. you make my life a misery. your all just little children who dont haev real lives to deal...
i just dont want that horrid little cow in my life and as long as shes dating stuart and im dating martin, shes in my life. the easiest thing to...
are you people all stupid? and martin is my boyfriend, not my ex. you lot, with a few exceptions (very few) are all narrowminded little...
oh shut up all of you. u have no idea whats going on have you? you all think shes the most wonderful little girl ever! only cos shes been to...
you have no idea u stupid little girl. how old r u sasha? 16? ur just a child who has never seen or dun nething in her life. and i hope ur...
u'll have a hangover? ive had a bottle of wine and nearly a whole bottle of bacardi!
no, not asleep...talkin to sum1 tho...tis good...not so insane
help me, im slowly...well...actaully quite quickly...goin insane. i need sum1 to talk to...im going insane, please. sum1 whos NOT at lees party...
what? she is. y is she with stuart? y not sum man ive never heard of? y is she seeing the brother of the man i want to marry? I DONT WANT...
well dun...maybe you can concentrate on being a scientist or sumthing...instead of a dirty whore.
you are soooo old!!! but still gorgeous. Happy Birthday ma dharlin, *mwah* btw doggie, check out my martins birthday thread, started...
how scary is it when u wake up and standing in front of you is paul wearing only his boxers? and nass...hows ur cock? he did a lovely 'my cock...
ne1 going newhere b4 smile? me and martin are goin to weatherspoons and destination for a few drinks b4 smile if ne1 fancies it? gonna b there...
i love a nice mocha flake from the cofee trader, but caffine upsets my bowels, so just do glucose powder.
its cloudy and breezy and quite chilly here, im only 30 mins away from newcastle!
how do you make a baby drink? put it in a blender
whats blue and doesnt fit? a dead epileptic:(
id want to b played by christina ricci, not cos we look alike, just cos shes class at playing psychos and i believe i am the board psycho!...
:D :D :clap: :clap: :dance: :wiggle: :D :D woo! i got mine!!!
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