slut brains
grafitti scratched on a wall next to the Co-Op in Annfield Plain, Co. Durham
i think you're fucking mint
If I was an undercover filth, I'd pretend to be so fucking twatted I couldn't even speak, just dribble and mutter One person is therfore...
I went to confession last week, and hadn't commited any sins, so I made up a sin (carnal desire) just for something to say. Do you go to Hell...
Q. Why does someone become a bouncer? A. So they can make other people feel rejected too I have 3 more jokes that encompase clubbing....
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I rang someone's fone, possibly it wasn't yours. I didn't knock on the door because I couldn't find the fucking house. I don't wander the...
fair do's I do all the deliveries, and I can tell you exactly whao hasn't had what they ordered. If I can't do an order, I ring to say....
Re: Re: Re: drinks on wheels, whats the crack? Now I remember... I was there, where were you? Your place wasn't easy to find, I was outside,...
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: drinks on wheels, whats the crack? I was about 2 miles from yours when I rang. I didn't know you wanted tabs then. I...
Re: Re: Re: drinks on wheels, whats the crack? So, the beooze is cheap enough, I was there in 45 mins like you were told. I couldn't...
Re: Re: Re: drinks on wheels, whats the crack? gimme a fucking clue. Where were you, what was your order? When?
Re: drinks on wheels, whats the crack? Were you In Penshaw on Sat? Very sorry your order wasn't delivered. I got your call when I was on...
class, kicking like f***
Joe-Obscure Kerry-Corrupted Daniel-unsure Jeff-shabba Heather-outspoken Rachel-unique Mark-unexpected Jamie-Fuckhead
Happy Birthday Joseph 'these things happen'
p a r a n o i a
happy birthday to you... and so forth
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