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  1. Jess C

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    Window Cleaners

    I hate these sweaty trollups! Does anybody have one who knocks? I think its disgusting thety just put their trampy ladders up and don't even tell u...Ive once nearly gone in my room after being in shower..thankfully I heard that he was cleaning the window! I'm also conviced our window cleaner nicked my brothers bike about 5 years ago too :tut:

    Does anybody else have crappy window cleaners?
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    Had them at me mams, but thankfully they werent pervs! Would never have any here though, cuz I dont trust 'em!
  4. Jess C

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    My window cleaners whistled atme walking down the street was I was like 12! How sick is that
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    I always go and hide so they dont ask me for any money. This usually involves a cunning game of running from room to room to get to the other side of the house where i can watch tv in peace :D
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    :eek: :tut:
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    Thats exactly what I do...I just went downstairs before and saw my brother, his girlfriend and my dad sitting on the stairs to avoid him as they were in the front room :lol:
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    :lol: a new game to pass the time in many households across Britain...
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    It was about 10 am one saturday morning, me my lass were getting a bit 'freaky' in me room when i caught the window cleaner spying on us through me thin curtains :lol:
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    I thought you hadnt spotted me?
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    thats happend to me now four times .... The dude knows when am on the nest am sure hes got a cctv camera somewhere the lil filthymcnasty !

    Still free porn tho init ,....







    right wheres me ladders :lol:

    actually i saw a window cleaner in hospital last week . He had been up his ladder doing the top windows and fell off shatterd both his ankels .... i know there a bit wierd (some of them) but no-one deserves that :lol:
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    It should be illegal to put a ladder against someones house and climb up to their window. I don't know how a bucket of water should make the difference between a perving little geezer and an innocent man doing his job :dunce:

    I bet they make mental notes of which houses to goto for the best chance of seeing some muff through the blinds :lol:
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    my window cleaner walks about topless all year round the tit lol.I play the hide from the window cleaner game aswell.Last time i answered the door to them my mam owed them 28 quid or summit lol
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    Just tell them you don't want your window cleaned.
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    mine knows everything about every other neighbour!! and he sells fags door to door - ha!
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    Can anyone remember a proper old 70s (i think) tv programme about window cleaners ..... it was smutty as! Every house they went to they just shagged the house wives :lol:
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    And if you do, never have sex or be naked in your own home again? :eek:
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    confessions of a window cleaner???It was a film if thats what your on about

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