Michael Jackson dead?

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  1. Shortee

    Shortee back of the net

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    No matter what people say about him his music is legendary! I am loving the MJ classics on radio 1 - thriller now playing - YESSSS

    Rest in Plastic Michael Jackson :love:
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    Michael Jackson has died aged 50, in the spirit of recycling he will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get there lips around his rim
  4. DN HY

    DN HY 142 bmp

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    i'm gutted hes dead.... if only his heart would just BEAT IT









    sorry :dongcopter:
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    All attendees at MJ's funeral are to be supplied with facemasks. Not out of respect but because of the toxic fumes given off by burning plastic.

    The Jackson family have just been seen on Sky News to say they haven't seen Michael this stiff since he watched Peter Pan...

    Jackson's family have rung the funeral directors to see if they accept plastic...

    Very close friend and Psychic Uri Geller has said he is deeply saddend and shocked by the unexpected news of Michael Jacksons death... Some fucking psychic he is!!!

    FOR SALE: Stuffed monkey... Good with kids and other animals
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    Jockeys will wear black arm bands this weekend out of respect for jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone else in living memory.

    On the plus side, Jacko did give this board the second biggest ruck in it's history: [ame="http://nucastle.co.uk/showthread.php?t=20812"]m/jackson vote - Nucastle Forums - Music, Clubbing & Stuff[/ame]
  7. hummel

    hummel Fucking imbecile

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    He probably put the same fucking bets on :lol:
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    forks still not dead

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    he was a freak in so many ways but he did give us some good music RIP
  9. ZeGermens

    ZeGermens I Am A Fucking Hero

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    hahahhaha love it :lol:
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    motherfuckin spoon lover
  12. adam.

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    joking aside, it is really sad that hes died. the world has lost an amazing musician.

    RIP
  13. Jase

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    From the ableton forum...

  14. hummel

    hummel Fucking imbecile

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    What's the difference between Janet Jackson and the England cricket team?

    Janet Jackson will be going home with the ashes!

    and

    Michael Jackson's girlfriend is shocked and saddened by the news. She said "I can't believe it. First my parents leave me in fucking Portugal and now this!"

    Edit*

    What did Michael Jackson and a glass of whiskey have in common?

    They both cum in tots!!
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    danny_m Papa Toon

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    If my dad sends me one more shite Michael Jackson joke I'll end him.
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    DN HY 142 bmp

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    thats fucking class :lol:
  18. MissyC

    MissyC Missy Flowers.............

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    nearly shite when a heard this lastnite/ this morning
    am also loving the jacko songs on radio 1 and TMF
    R I P fella...

    he died on me birthday toooo :(
  19. Jase

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    i dont think that will make it any easier for him either

    hope you had a good one :up:
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    MissyC Missy Flowers.............

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    a nar the poor bugga, bless him :king:
    aye was class cheers

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