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  1. MELT

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    eyeball in "I am still down with you guys in the toon" shock

    clearly you aint
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    Ha ha

    I'm 'not down with the guys in the toon', for the simple fact that I think you're talking absolute shit?

    Whatever helps you sleep at night fuckface.
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    clearly you have a small phallus

    and think you know more about newcastle than someone who spends their time there 24-7



    :eek: :lol: :eek: :lol:
  4. eyeball

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    What does the size of cock have to do with you being a twat?

    Admit it Melt, you were stood up on Friday weren't you? What was his name again?

    I'm sure he had a perfectly good reason for not turning up for your date.
  5. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    If this person has done it before, then more fool you for giving him another guest pass.

    you should have seen it coming, wise one with the big brains.
  6. MELT

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    real that eyeball in

    what makes me laugh is people pretending they still go out clubbing and supporting the local scene when in reality they maybe go out clubbing once or twice a year

    nothing wrong with that , but why make out you are going to all of these nights when in reality you prefer to be tucked up in bed with a hot mug of ovaltine
  7. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    Who are all these people?

    I agree, if someone is pretending they go out all the time but don't, they're a bit weird.

    I don't go out anymore tbh, but I never said I did :dunce:
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    erm. im sure i was speaking to stephen in the smoking area.
  9. adam.

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    shit no that was walvin
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    who gives a fuck really. i doubt its a case of "pretending" to go out what would be the point of that. the person in question probs just had something else come up or couldnt be arsed. either way. so fuck.
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    because youd like to stick it in the twat??/:confused:
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    if you weren't so hard to get a hold of, you'd have had a perfectly viable explanation beforehand on friday night, as well as an offer to reimburse u the cost of the ticket, but as you persist in having a full inbox on here and i hav no other means of contacting you, i havent been able to give you it :confused:

    so hows about you empty the inbox so i can whisper you sweet nothings dave. thanks in advance.:love:
  14. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    You've destroyed trance, and given the whole of Newcastle a bad name.

    I hope you're ashamed!! :samurai:
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    I wonder what the chances are that Melt will come back with about 5 paragraphs disagreeing with everything he said?

    Oh, and Janet- your comment didn't make any sense. 'Because I want to stick it in the twat?'

    By my understanding, that means you were referring to him as a twat, which is correct, but I thought you usually spent your time hanging out the back of him?
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    People might have family issues plus it was pissing down on friday night and public transport and taxis were joke.

    Give the kid a break.

    We missed some guest list regulars at white elephant/Backlash and still had a great night.

    Much more important things in life to worry about especially if the night is packed.
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    :lol:

    We have something in common then :king:
  18. Stephen

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    For the record, I was en route with 2 mates at 8pm and we turned back when we got onto the 68 past chollerford coz it was like a river and was I fuck goin to get stranded 37 miles from home for the sake of turning up for a guesty, like I said had I been able to get in touch with you when I realsed what was going on you would have had an apology and an offer of reimbursement.

    Little surprise just hours later the 68 & 69 were shut, backroads were flooded & no trains were running, scuppering saturday's plans also, not just for me but many others too.

    I dont just live a few mile from city centre like most... I dont think most people realise I have a 74 mile round trip from the middle of fuckin nowehere up near kielder, to the town, a bad decision in your eyes melt was the rite decision for me.

    Sorry.
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    Yeah its cancer or nothing in my book :rolleyes:
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    I rest my case...

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