The Ultimate Charva Fighting Championship Ultimate Charva Fighting kicks off in the Toon You thought it could only happen in America, but now Ultimate Fighting has crossed the Atlantic to Newcastle.The new form known as Ultimate Charva Fighting is a no holds barred form of bare knuckle fighting as popularised by the film Fight Club starring Bradd Pitt, husband of Friends star Jennifer Aniston and Edward Norton who is currently dating boobs babe / haircommercial star Salma Hayek. Concerns about potentially life-threatening injuries resulting from Ultimate Charva Fighting have already began to surface. Dougy 'Two Astra' Smith 31, of Meadow Well, was hospitalised on Monday night after collapsing in the ring during the North Tyneside World Super Charva Fight. He died of severe brain injuries, said Dr Tommy 'Two Needles' Bradburn chief emergency doctor at North Shields Institute of Neurosurgery. According to Danny 'Tunnel Eater' Ray, a close friend who attended the event, Smith had taken a series of punches to the head during the fight, which lasted less than five minutes. He was still "defending himself well" when the referee called the fight, but Smith collapsed a few seconds later and was not breathing, Bradburn said. "We consider his death a tragic accident that disturbs us greatly," said Jason 'Nutta' Burton, one of the bouts organisers. He is not the first competitor to have died from injuries received during an Ultimate Charva fighting bout. The Ultimate Charva Fighting Championship (UCFC), the world's leading mixed martial arts sports company, today announced it has signed an exclusive agreement with Toon Sports & Entertainment, a subsidiary of Kappa Times CharvaGroup, to telecast its fight shows on Viasat Ticket pay-per-view television in Sweden, Finland, Norway and Denmark starting Saturday, 14th September, with the Brawl At TeleWest Arena. The main event of the eight-fight card will be the long-awaited welterweight championship re-match between Champion Charva Bazza 'Two tattoos' McKenzie, (26-3-0 in Mixed Martial Arts) of West Denton, and former champion Johnny'Kappa' Harris (11-5-0) of Byker. Harris captured the title from Jebbszie 'Three Pot Bellies' Wilson, November 2, 2001 after a controversial knockout in Benwell. UCFC has announced Micky 'Maddog Brun ale' Lawson vs. Stevie 'Three Kebabs on a Friday Nite' Taylor as the feature match that will be aired on September 25 on Fox Sports' "Best Damn Charva Sports Show Period." Chazz 'Bigg Fight' Belfort vs. Waz 'Metro Centre' Kilroy not be aired on Fox Charva Sports and fans will have to wait until August to see that match on pay per view. "Ultimate Charva Fighting is a real sport and our fighters are world-class athletes. Sports fans will now have the opportunity to see that our brand of fighting is as real as it gets," said Julie 'Three dicks' White, UCFC president. The public can purchase tickets for the event,£150, £100, £50 and £25, at the Fenham box office. Good seats are available in all price ranges. There are no rules in Ultimate Charva Fighting. However, there are some moves that may result in immediate disqualification: 1. Touching the Kappa tracksuit 2. Messing with the fringe 3. Messing with a gold necklace. 4. Standing on the white Nike Trainers. 5. Non respect of the Max Power Vauxhall Nova.
the interview with the charva is mint, best thing i readu in ages, thing is, its so true of what theyd say, daft twats
There was a young gadgie from Jarra Whose knob was the size of a marra. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? Me baals are ootside in a 'barra." :rofl: :rofl:
