Santa What's he brought you? It's one minute past midnight and he's left me nowt Last time I leave that fat bastard any mince pies out. merry xmas! x
there bags of presents filling my room but our lass says i have to wait till shes finished work to open them.daft cow volunteered for overtime.woman and their greedy little fingers
Still nowt. There's no chance of me sleeping, But he won't know that I'm awake, He doesn't know I've got a bat of wood, A bat of wood for killings' sake. I'm watching out like, Trying not to cry, Got a bit of a pout tho, Here's telling you why... I'm gonna nail that jolly old sod.
I got everything I wanted and a whole lot more, I'm well chuffed. PS2 with Pro Evo 4, what more could a man want? Just had loads of fun courtesy Ann Summers aswell! Quality Xmas!
I'm trying to say your a fat bastard and you'll break the fucker before the bairn even has the chance to play on it!