I got seen by a nurse and. She used her womanly ways, my head had been busted open and she had a staple gun in hand. Kept me talking and then Bamm, 10 clips in my head. Didn't feel a thing. The best bit was when she said " right a tetenous (sp) I shoved out my arm and she said " in the arse " Well i'm commando all the time, jeans straight down. She said " to far matey " and pulled my jeans back up to the bit where only the top of my arse was showing. But she done it in such a way that she felt my arse. If i'm not mistaken thats sexual harrasment, Class.
Re: Re: I got seen by a nurse and. Go to the gym 5 times a week now, my arse is looking in good shape, and my abs are starting to develop. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it buster.
Re: Re: Re: Re: I got seen by a nurse and. Was pist. But what is strange is i got a phone call half eleven at night a couple of days later by a female, quizzing me about my personal life, what car i drive, what job i do, this lasted 4 an hour. she wanted to meet and offered me casual sex, I said fuck right off, she could have been some mad stupid cow, or she just wanted to shag my brains out, i guess we will never no.
Nah buster the number has been logged by the police and my solicitor has been informed. She was asking detailed questions and had a knowlege about my personal life, strange indeedie.
Look im getting a bit pissed of with people calling me ian e. I'm Mel B i used to be in the Spice Girls for fuck sake you right set of bastards ya.
