Ever fell asleep on the job?

Ever fell asleep on the job?

i know we all get wasted from time to time..

im wondering if anyone has been so fubar'd that they pretty much fell asleep whilst skuttling some lady?

it starts with ".. ill just rest myself a minute..."

next thing its lights out and ur crushing some poor victim and drooling out of ur mouth

ive been pissed to that stage once.. i fell asleep ontop of my lass.

pure classic

lol... erm... no

good effort tho, bet she was mighty impressed

Re: Ever fell asleep on the job?

aye she wasnt best pleased.

jack daniels was what did the damage. Not my fault performance levels were on a low

Yup, I also pissed the bed when I was asleep in it with my ex-lass, pissed as fuck on both occasions!

Re: Ever fell asleep on the job?

hahaha done that before, was pissed, shagging, and could i fukk cum, so i dozed off, thats one of the best fukkin moments like

bet u your ex didn't find that funny

Well, the word 'ex' is in there somewherejoke

one of the few things i have managed to keep control of while pissed is my dick

been sick... no more

far too many people have pissed / shat themselves / done stupid sexual things... im so pleased that no matter how hammered i have been my friend downstairs has done exactly as told

class, when im absolutely steaming ive been known to piss the bed like, for fukkk sake jimmy my daughter doesnt even do it now

I was about 18 at the time

errrm 17 4 me like, u twat, fukk right off jimbolad

OK *gone

good, *boots jimbo up the arse*

Pmsl!!! Ive done that b4 - fell asleep on someone! Was years ago tho and I was hammered!!! He wasnt very good anyways I woke up hrs later and he had jus gone to sleep on the floor cos Id taken all the bed!!! Ooops! :blush:

erm but its different when u fall asleep and the bloke falls asleep
we put effort into it, and women just lie there imo,
so women fall asleep, nobody notices
men fall asleep, and its like errgghhhh get up

Ian, you havent been blessed with a really good shag then!! Us birds dont jus lie there

I would hope that Stephen would notice if I fell asleep :spangled:

LMAO i was just thinking that myself

i know u females can do all types of positions
but my point was, that if a man falls asleep on the job, its like end of story
if a women falls asleep, its like errrrm i'll keep going until i have shot my load.

whoooooooosh, my point went over ure two heads like

sarah - isnt it getting late now, chuckle chuckle