Wolves HA HA!

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  1. TheSpence

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    Wolves HA HA!

    Carl Cort is on his way!

    I am going to back Wolves to stay up now:lol:

    £1.5mill is meant to be the price
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    :laugh:

    I take back what I said now tom :up: :wink:
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    Should be more HA HA later tonight. Wolves and Liverpool meet for the first time in over 20 years. I'm banking on a Liverpool win by the odd goal to sink The Baggie wannabee's further into despair. But then again, I would say that.... :)
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    Why? Because you're a scouser?!?!?:spangled: :wink:
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    I bet St Mickey Of Wales pulls a sicky during or after tonights game, as he knows come Saturday he is going to be in Woodgate's pocket.
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    In one word, yes
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    What do you call 1 without any arms?

    Trustworthy

    What do you call 1 with a white shellsuit on?

    The bride
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    Ok, I'll take your word for it! :D
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    Just as Super Mac was in Phil Thommo's pocket :wink:
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    More like up his nose.
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    1969 :wink:
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    Do you not mean 1974;)
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    Already posted these before... but they are well worth another look!!! :screw:

    Gerard Houllier was caught speeding on his way to Anfield today.
    When questioned he said, "I'll do anything for 3 points".

    A man hands over a £50 note to the turnstyle operator at Anfield "Two please". Turnstyle Operator: "Will that be defenders or strikers, sir?"

    How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they're all happy living in the shadows.

    Why do Liverpool fans put team stickers on their cars?
    So they can park in the handicapped spots

    A man desperate at Liverpool's current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Liverpool kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Liverpool kit and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man,totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family."

    The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice Shouts out "Liverpool are good enough to win the League."
    Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

    Apparently, Gerard Houllier offered to send the Liverpool squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to
    Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

    What do you get if you see a Liverpool fan buried up to his neck in sand?
    More sand.

    Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
    Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Liverpool

    Police recently quizzed Emile Heskey about an alleged attack on a pregnant lady. When asked why he attacked the woman, he replied: "I never realised she was pregnant, I thought that it was a 50-50 ball that she had up her jumper!"

    What is the difference between the Elephant man and Emile Heskey?
    The Elephant Man has a better chance of scoring.

    Gerard Houllier was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" The old lady replied, "F**k Off! You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

    A bloke goes into the John Lennon Airport and manages to eventually get into the departure lounge where his flight home is being called. All around him there are overturned tables, smashed windows, computer terminals broken, upturned chairs and crowd control barriers lying on the floor. "Christ, what's happened here?" he asks one of the ground crew. "Oh yeah...", he replies "Absolutely hopeless .... we had the Liverpool players in here this morning filming the new Nike ad".




    Ya know I love ya really Kyle! :D
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    Sorry, Anglo-Italian Cup, 1973 :wink:
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    This has been posted before, but it can't be argued against

    Middlebrough honours

    Anglo-Scottish Cup Winners: 1976

    Love you too Matin :king:
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    Your forgetting League Cup 2004 :wink:
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    A fine trophy which we won that year, we took on the PRIDE OF ITALY & WON!

    Dont forget we also won the Texaco Cup winners 1973 - 74 & 1974 - 75:)
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    Indeed, a fine performance last night. Can't decide if it would be more appealing to see the smogs wallow in another trophyless year, or see the mockneys third string knocked out in the semi's. Go on, go win it! :D
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    Its ours, you mark my words... come cup final day I will be dancing down Linthorpe Road!!! :dance:
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    Are you old enuff to remember when Liverpool were the best team in the world?

    Nowadays they are not even the best team who play in red kit in England, they are 4th on that score in the current league positions.

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