The blonde nun

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    The blonde nun

    One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God

    appeared before her. God said: "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly.

    Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures

    and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others.

    I have come to you, not only to thank and commend

    you, but to grant you anything you wish" .

    "Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of

    Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material

    since the Church supports me.

    I am content in all ways," said the nun.

    "There must be something you would have of me," said God.

    "Well there is one thing" she said.

    "Just name it," said God.

    "It's those blond jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes

    everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop."

    "Consider it done," said God. "Blond jokes shall be stricken

    from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely isn't there

    something that I could do just for you," asked God.

    "There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

    "Name it, please," said God.

    "It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."
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